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Gen X | Elder Goth/Punk | IT | Chicagoland | Weary | Empathy is also a PITA
I could try blowing one up?
January 28, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I could try blowing one up?
I'm ready! 💓
January 27, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I'm ready! 💓
Mine is The Dresden Files.
Lot of room for innuendo there. Browsing. Filing. Shredding. Perusing. Redacting.
"I am so full of information for you!"
Lot of room for innuendo there. Browsing. Filing. Shredding. Perusing. Redacting.
"I am so full of information for you!"
January 27, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Mine is The Dresden Files.
Lot of room for innuendo there. Browsing. Filing. Shredding. Perusing. Redacting.
"I am so full of information for you!"
Lot of room for innuendo there. Browsing. Filing. Shredding. Perusing. Redacting.
"I am so full of information for you!"
Promises, promises...
January 20, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Promises, promises...
ohhh! I'm excited for what is to come! 🤞🤞🤞
January 18, 2026 at 7:10 PM
ohhh! I'm excited for what is to come! 🤞🤞🤞
That's the thing about the Girl Next Door - she doesn't know she is gorgeous and sexy, and the obliviousness is part of the allure. So just normal clothes. As S said, jeans and a t-shirt. I'm partial to tomboys, so maybe some overalls (sweet) or a singlet (sexy) in the mix.
January 18, 2026 at 1:30 PM
That's the thing about the Girl Next Door - she doesn't know she is gorgeous and sexy, and the obliviousness is part of the allure. So just normal clothes. As S said, jeans and a t-shirt. I'm partial to tomboys, so maybe some overalls (sweet) or a singlet (sexy) in the mix.
OMG. VISICALC! Was so stoked when that came out. It was a game changer, and began my love affair with spreadsheets. We've both moved on now, but it will always have a special place in my heart. 💞
January 18, 2026 at 2:26 AM
OMG. VISICALC! Was so stoked when that came out. It was a game changer, and began my love affair with spreadsheets. We've both moved on now, but it will always have a special place in my heart. 💞
Yeah, it's pretty great.
<big sigh>
<big sigh>
January 16, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Yeah, it's pretty great.
<big sigh>
<big sigh>
Good on ya for following through on your commitment. I'm sure the other(s) appreciated your being there. I'll bet you made somebody's day. 🙂
January 16, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Good on ya for following through on your commitment. I'm sure the other(s) appreciated your being there. I'll bet you made somebody's day. 🙂
Honestly, that would be super amazing. It's been so very, very long since I felt safe and comforted. I don't even know how I'd react.
Yeah, that would be totally great. ❤️
Yeah, that would be totally great. ❤️
January 16, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Honestly, that would be super amazing. It's been so very, very long since I felt safe and comforted. I don't even know how I'd react.
Yeah, that would be totally great. ❤️
Yeah, that would be totally great. ❤️
Well, it would give life to my libido... ?
January 16, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Well, it would give life to my libido... ?
It's like you are in my head some days. That is exactly my fear as well. And to some degree explains why I've been single for so long. I know I'm not as objective or perceptive when I'm *inside* the relationship, and I fear committing to a mistake I was blind to. 🫤 Sucks. 🫂
January 13, 2026 at 1:42 AM
It's like you are in my head some days. That is exactly my fear as well. And to some degree explains why I've been single for so long. I know I'm not as objective or perceptive when I'm *inside* the relationship, and I fear committing to a mistake I was blind to. 🫤 Sucks. 🫂
🙁
I'm sorry. That sounds hard.
🫂
I'm sorry. That sounds hard.
🫂
January 12, 2026 at 3:39 AM
🙁
I'm sorry. That sounds hard.
🫂
I'm sorry. That sounds hard.
🫂
That is gorgeous! Would daily it proudly if I had one.
January 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM
That is gorgeous! Would daily it proudly if I had one.
As it turns out, my brain ghosts really like cocaine.
January 11, 2026 at 6:37 PM
As it turns out, my brain ghosts really like cocaine.
I was lurking through most of it, listening while I did other things. It was just so nice to have your voice in the house. Comforting. Fun. I rather liked the rain background. It was raining here, so it took me a while to notice our rains were different. Was glad I stopped in. 🥰
January 10, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I was lurking through most of it, listening while I did other things. It was just so nice to have your voice in the house. Comforting. Fun. I rather liked the rain background. It was raining here, so it took me a while to notice our rains were different. Was glad I stopped in. 🥰
I... was not expecting that. If you had A sword here and there, or A knife, that would be expected/mainstream. But to have a bunch, and then round it out with a SPEAR and bow & arrows reveals a side of you I hadn't imagined. Will we get to see you in action?
January 10, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I... was not expecting that. If you had A sword here and there, or A knife, that would be expected/mainstream. But to have a bunch, and then round it out with a SPEAR and bow & arrows reveals a side of you I hadn't imagined. Will we get to see you in action?
Hooray for you! Boot loops are SO frustrating! 😵💫
January 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Hooray for you! Boot loops are SO frustrating! 😵💫
OR, Breakfast of Champions who keep getting up, day after day, to deal with the effervescent feces Slurpee that is our current timeline IN SPITE OF ALSO carrying the extra burden of a brain that won't behave itself or listen to reason. The pills are just another tool in your toolbox. ❤️🩹
January 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
OR, Breakfast of Champions who keep getting up, day after day, to deal with the effervescent feces Slurpee that is our current timeline IN SPITE OF ALSO carrying the extra burden of a brain that won't behave itself or listen to reason. The pills are just another tool in your toolbox. ❤️🩹
That looks AMAZING! Can I bring extra plates? Because I feel like one just won't be enough. 🤤🤤🍽️🍽️🍽️
January 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
That looks AMAZING! Can I bring extra plates? Because I feel like one just won't be enough. 🤤🤤🍽️🍽️🍽️
Pro tip: When you arrive by ambulance you get to skip all the ER waiting room business. You get triaged right away.
January 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Pro tip: When you arrive by ambulance you get to skip all the ER waiting room business. You get triaged right away.
Didn't know what was happening. Thought I was dying. Called a damn ambulance. Days of pain. 0/10 do not recommend.
January 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Didn't know what was happening. Thought I was dying. Called a damn ambulance. Days of pain. 0/10 do not recommend.
Friends get told at the Dating stage. Family gets to wait until it is serious. The parents tend to put a lot of unnecessary importance on it, and will dwell on it forever. Not dating her for y'all, and don't want to have to justify it to you if it doesn't work out.
December 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Friends get told at the Dating stage. Family gets to wait until it is serious. The parents tend to put a lot of unnecessary importance on it, and will dwell on it forever. Not dating her for y'all, and don't want to have to justify it to you if it doesn't work out.
Yeah, okay. She's adorable (like her mom.) Hard to be mad at such a sweetheart. She get a pass. Wish I had a solution for you. People are a bunch of bastards. 🫂
December 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Yeah, okay. She's adorable (like her mom.) Hard to be mad at such a sweetheart. She get a pass. Wish I had a solution for you. People are a bunch of bastards. 🫂