Profit Ironist
@profitironist.bsky.social
Navigating the markets and the world with a heavy dose of sarcasm. Expect witty takes, ironic twists, and absolutely no financial advice. 🌐💰😏
#Sarcasm #Markets #NotFinancialAdvice
#Sarcasm #Markets #NotFinancialAdvice
today i bought a leitz stapler for y wife. it was like 25 bucks. when it arrived, it had not a single staple pin in it! not a single fucking pin. its a disgrace, Leitz! its pathetic!
January 14, 2026 at 9:17 AM
today i bought a leitz stapler for y wife. it was like 25 bucks. when it arrived, it had not a single staple pin in it! not a single fucking pin. its a disgrace, Leitz! its pathetic!
should i be worried?
January 6, 2026 at 10:59 AM
should i be worried?
January 2, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Happy New Year folks. may it be a healthy and prosperous one for all! #HNY
i'm gonna do more sports this year... now, with that outta the way, where's the cookies!?
i'm gonna do more sports this year... now, with that outta the way, where's the cookies!?
January 1, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Happy New Year folks. may it be a healthy and prosperous one for all! #HNY
i'm gonna do more sports this year... now, with that outta the way, where's the cookies!?
i'm gonna do more sports this year... now, with that outta the way, where's the cookies!?
god, i love the internet! you find people with all kinds of hobbies and its just great!
An exceptional year mothing with 347 species recorded in the garden beating my previous best of 306 by a huge margin. Numbers bolstered by my first venture into the world of Clearwings. 60 additions to the garden list with headliners probably being Gem + Obscure Wainscot
@bcwarwickshire.bsky.social
@bcwarwickshire.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 8:35 AM
god, i love the internet! you find people with all kinds of hobbies and its just great!
March 31, 2025 at 12:01 PM
i mean its obvious, that there are mostly #idiots in the #Trump admin, but some are even more moronic. Asked what to do against the high #egg prices, Trumps Secretary of Agriculture tells us to raise chickens in your own backyard x.com/factpostnews...
FactPost on X: "Trump’s Secretary of Agriculture says Americans should just get their own chickens in their backyards if they’re mad about high egg prices https://t.co/2231L8YhJ3" / X
Trump’s Secretary of Agriculture says Americans should just get their own chickens in their backyards if they’re mad about high egg prices https://t.co/2231L8YhJ3
x.com
March 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
i mean its obvious, that there are mostly #idiots in the #Trump admin, but some are even more moronic. Asked what to do against the high #egg prices, Trumps Secretary of Agriculture tells us to raise chickens in your own backyard x.com/factpostnews...
good share from @mcuban.bsky.social here. i highly recommend this gem from Andrej Karpathy (co-founder of #openai) www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xTG...
it should explain why this isnt #AGI anytime soon
it should explain why this isnt #AGI anytime soon
February 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
good share from @mcuban.bsky.social here. i highly recommend this gem from Andrej Karpathy (co-founder of #openai) www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xTG...
it should explain why this isnt #AGI anytime soon
it should explain why this isnt #AGI anytime soon
intersting that #musk wants to "raise" more funds at a $44bn valuation, which is the exact same number he bought it for. this can only mean he wants to sell his own stake to a poor bidder. the fucker wants out!!
www.reuters.com/technology/m...
www.reuters.com/technology/m...
Musk's X in talks to raise money at a $44 billion valuation, Bloomberg News reports
Elon Musk's social media company X is in talks to raise money from investors at a $44 billion valuation, Bloomberg News reported on Wednesday, citing people familiar with the matter.
www.reuters.com
February 19, 2025 at 6:49 AM
intersting that #musk wants to "raise" more funds at a $44bn valuation, which is the exact same number he bought it for. this can only mean he wants to sell his own stake to a poor bidder. the fucker wants out!!
www.reuters.com/technology/m...
www.reuters.com/technology/m...
Lets thrown them all into #jail #elonmusk #trump #usa
spread the word gals'n'gyus!! www.tiktok.com/@luciuxriker...
spread the word gals'n'gyus!! www.tiktok.com/@luciuxriker...
#CapCut hey did you know that Elon Musk’s organization DOGE is not an official government organization and Elon Musk is not an official government employee and as such they’re an outside entity being ...
TikTok video by Luciux Riker
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February 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Lets thrown them all into #jail #elonmusk #trump #usa
spread the word gals'n'gyus!! www.tiktok.com/@luciuxriker...
spread the word gals'n'gyus!! www.tiktok.com/@luciuxriker...
February 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
i just thought about this #tiktok ban and i think i solved the #conspiracy. tiktok was banned and closed shop for a day. bytedance knew this would happen. now, they play hardball and say the dont want to sell but they already prepared the whole thing to sell. the down time was used to deploy...
January 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
i just thought about this #tiktok ban and i think i solved the #conspiracy. tiktok was banned and closed shop for a day. bytedance knew this would happen. now, they play hardball and say the dont want to sell but they already prepared the whole thing to sell. the down time was used to deploy...
#AI is gonna be wild. i just gave #deepseek #r1 a shot in my #homelab. then i did the same with #chatgpt and their #O1 and #O1Pro model. R1's response is pretty wild while O1's was underwhelming. O1 pro slipped out how much it actually is censored, err. aligned and then it crashed. Shocking!
January 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
what a day for #crypto. a #meltdown overnight, a #mel up this morning and even more people pouring into #solana. And a new grifter, errr... president coming in today, with two #memecoin launches the weekend before the first inauguration of a convicted felon. times to remember
January 20, 2025 at 9:06 AM
January 20, 2025 at 6:55 AM
finally some sense
January 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
finally some sense
if the #wildfire in #losangeles should teach us anything, then that its about time to stop using wood frame houses, particularly in regions with frequent fires! its insane how this is still a thing. same thing in regions with #hurricanes! www.tiktok.com/@misssamarra...
As architect, I would never live in wildfire area like LA but in Concrete house ! spending extra thousand $ on materials that can help keep the less damages in wildfires, hurricane and any nature dis...
TikTok video by Miss Samarraya
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January 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
if the #wildfire in #losangeles should teach us anything, then that its about time to stop using wood frame houses, particularly in regions with frequent fires! its insane how this is still a thing. same thing in regions with #hurricanes! www.tiktok.com/@misssamarra...
now that was a bit of an underwhelming bummer, huh? #fed #meetingminutes
seeing so much buying in the #equities. but no real pop yet. on a #fed #meetingminutes day? - god, i love a good #conspiracy!
January 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
now that was a bit of an underwhelming bummer, huh? #fed #meetingminutes
seeing so much buying in the #equities. but no real pop yet. on a #fed #meetingminutes day? - god, i love a good #conspiracy!
January 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
seeing so much buying in the #equities. but no real pop yet. on a #fed #meetingminutes day? - god, i love a good #conspiracy!
January 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM