dreamt i had a machine gun and i was hunting big beetles from a train with the president. & he said i would never understand dub because i'm white

I tip everyone 20% on everything, and then I tip 20% on the tip as well, and so on, ad infinitum. I'm paying an extra 25% for everything. And once I realize this and switch to tipping 25% directly, I'll be paying an extra 33% on everything.

€4 - everything's coming up milhouse

probably the only human being who's ever had an experience remotely similar to that of taylor swift on stage right now is Adolf Hitler. and that does reflect poorly on Taylor i believe

They used to say "ZOMG" online. the Z was an intensifier. Didn't make the jump to other abbreviations - no ZWTF, etc.

whenever i use the starbucks paper straw i think of

remember that Corpse Husband thing? what in the world was that all about

You and I are the power elite. We set the pace. The little people down there - they march to the beat of our drum. It's a big responsibility, but we wouldn't be here if we couldn't handle it.

It's an amazing feeling, being part of the elect.

in my dream we were all talking about "Inca Power" -- inspiring!

result!

nearly ready to use my device