I was reading about the guy who shot John Wilkes Booth last night and stumbled on this DeviantArt portrait of him.
August 2, 2024 at 3:04 AM
I was reading about the guy who shot John Wilkes Booth last night and stumbled on this DeviantArt portrait of him.
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Honestly grok going woke is my favourite story of the year. Elon Musk has created the woke mind coronavirus
December 9, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Honestly grok going woke is my favourite story of the year. Elon Musk has created the woke mind coronavirus
The Grape Stomp Lady has unfortunately passed away.
December 5, 2023 at 4:34 AM
The Grape Stomp Lady has unfortunately passed away.
So... is there a Mrs. Hands?
November 23, 2023 at 9:33 PM
So... is there a Mrs. Hands?
Bought a pint of Fernet-Branca because you're allowed to do that now.
November 19, 2023 at 5:51 AM
Bought a pint of Fernet-Branca because you're allowed to do that now.
Are you a bad enough dude to rub my tummy until it feels better?
November 12, 2023 at 4:32 PM
Are you a bad enough dude to rub my tummy until it feels better?
I'll pay $25 to smoke in an elevator.
November 9, 2023 at 4:47 AM
I'll pay $25 to smoke in an elevator.
Saw one of these big motherfuckers repainting the white lines on my street last night. Shit rocked
November 3, 2023 at 5:04 AM
Saw one of these big motherfuckers repainting the white lines on my street last night. Shit rocked
Ron Howard voice: But he did jinx something.
*not wanting to jinx anything voice* Go Phils.
October 27, 2023 at 2:01 AM
Ron Howard voice: But he did jinx something.
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This has to be one of the funniest posts ever made about Bluesky
August 26, 2023 at 10:26 PM
This has to be one of the funniest posts ever made about Bluesky
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i want what they have
September 6, 2023 at 3:55 AM
i want what they have
I'm basically the Che Guevara of uncles.
October 19, 2023 at 5:40 AM
I'm basically the Che Guevara of uncles.
Making a run to the marketplace of ideas, y'all need anything?
October 19, 2023 at 12:45 AM
Making a run to the marketplace of ideas, y'all need anything?
Sitting at the bar looking at Far Side comics on my phone and having a little giggle.
October 16, 2023 at 11:27 PM
Sitting at the bar looking at Far Side comics on my phone and having a little giggle.
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never realized how thoroughly neutered the version of the Michelin Man we got in America is
October 14, 2023 at 11:07 PM
never realized how thoroughly neutered the version of the Michelin Man we got in America is
Girlfriend wouldn't check under my bed for monsters last night. I'm lucky to be alive.
October 16, 2023 at 8:09 PM
Girlfriend wouldn't check under my bed for monsters last night. I'm lucky to be alive.
I would hate getting ripped to shreds by a big scary monster.
October 14, 2023 at 4:10 AM
I would hate getting ripped to shreds by a big scary monster.
*not wanting to jinx anything voice* Go Phils.
October 13, 2023 at 5:33 AM
*not wanting to jinx anything voice* Go Phils.
Thinking about "jerking off" and getting violently ill in the backyard
October 12, 2023 at 4:02 AM
Thinking about "jerking off" and getting violently ill in the backyard
A while ago, my friends and I came up with the idea of a bed that rotates so you're sleeping facing the floor (please don't steal). Just found my original concept art:
October 10, 2023 at 4:16 AM
A while ago, my friends and I came up with the idea of a bed that rotates so you're sleeping facing the floor (please don't steal). Just found my original concept art:
I would like to go to bed now
October 9, 2023 at 4:38 AM
I would like to go to bed now