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Prork @prork.bsky.social · Jan 1

Doing a thread of the films I watch in 2025.
Starting the year off with a Barbenheimer double bill, so

Film no. 1 - Barbie

I'd heard good things, but this was surprisingly great. Genuinely laugh out loud funny in parts. Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling are both excellent.

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Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful @seanrosssapp.bsky.social · 1d

"I have won, I have lost, I have committed arson, I have dressed as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man"

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Prork @prork.bsky.social · 4h

Still hoping for Jurrassic Express vs Sammy Guevara and Beast Mortos.

Pillars & Luchas match!

#AEW

Prork @prork.bsky.social · 6h

Wasn't crazy about that finish, I'm going to need PAC and Orange Cassidy to run it back again at Wrestledream.
And poor Taz, breathing in the mace.
#AEW

Prork @prork.bsky.social · 6h

Good.

Prork @prork.bsky.social · 6h

PAC wrestling with short hair and this much gear on is giving me an unpleasant visceral reaction. Like looking at some kind of disturbing uncanny valley.
#AEW

Prork @prork.bsky.social · 6h

Aww. Sad Bandido blaming himself breaks my heart a little.
#AEW

Prork @prork.bsky.social · 6h

I want Stokely to wear the Megasus hat.

Dax can have a turn too.
#AEW

Prork @prork.bsky.social · 6h

It's kind of crazy that they announced the AEW Womens Tag Team titles two weeks ago and have gone on to give us precisely zero information about them since.
#AEW

a man in a green shirt holds a stick and says all right then keep your secrets

ALT: a man in a green shirt holds a stick and says all right then keep your secrets

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Prork @prork.bsky.social · 6h

The censors would have a field day

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Prork @prork.bsky.social · 6h

I love Okada and Takeshita, but I'm really hoping Bandidos injury isn't going to cut short Brodidos title run.
#AEW

a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this .

ALT: a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this .

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Prork @prork.bsky.social · 6h

Most of these social media posts they show on Dynamite and Collision are basically just

"I am enjoying this wrestling! 🔥🔥🔥💯💯 - @prowrestlingfan25"

I don't really get the point.
#AEW

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Prork @prork.bsky.social · 6h

I remember Lacey Lane from when she was in the Mae Young Classic as Kayden Carter, she wrestled against Tay Melo. Toni Storm went on to win the tournament.
#AEW

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All Elite Central @allelitecentral.com · 1d

The people have spoken. #AEWDynamite

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Prork @prork.bsky.social · 7h

The bumps Ricochet took in that match! Lunatic!
#AEW

Prork @prork.bsky.social · 7h

The Hurt Syndicate wrestling in suits
#AEW

Prork @prork.bsky.social · 8h

Huge day for us over here at the Marina Shafir Eyeliner Observation Institute!
We have no clear metric for how far back the eyeliner goes anymore. Does it really stop at the hairline? Or does it go round the ears like glasses frames? Frankly, we just don't know.
Exciting times.
#AEW

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Prork @prork.bsky.social · 1d

What if Mercedes' mystery opponent is just somebody in a morph suit with ICE printed on the chest that she and other members of the roster just hit the shit out of with chairs for 10-20 minutes?
#AEW

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Prork @prork.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah its for the Collision adverts they're filming. Pretty sure that's what the Powerhouse Hobbs in the office cubicle photo is from too

Prork @prork.bsky.social · 1d

Just... no.

youtu.be/HK9dU6JIroU?...

The Witcher: Season 4 | Official Trailer | Netflix

YouTube video by Netflix

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Prork @prork.bsky.social · 1d

Seeing it televised live as something really dumb, like falling down the stairs of his plane.

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An Irredeemable Heretic outlawed by donOld drumpft @furfaced1.bsky.social · 1d

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Prork @prork.bsky.social · 1d

Why would anybody think this is okay? Sending someone an AI video of a deceased relative isn't a gift. It's a mockery. It's a bastardised visiage of a loved one being toyed around with like some morbid marionette.

Dr Kat Day (she/her) @chronicleflask.katday.com · 2d

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

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Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want.
To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough,
, just so
other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it.
Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

Prork @prork.bsky.social · 1d

There was already four years of this shit. How can they claim they didn't know it would be like this?

Prork @prork.bsky.social · 1d

"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." - Admiral Adama, Battlestar Galactica

Prork @prork.bsky.social · 1d