"You look lonely. I can fix that."

It's just... so... fvking... LAZY.

Shame on you, Square. A literary crime like this should not be forgiven.

Doesn't even make any sense from a temporal perspective. If Aerith is still over the moon about Zack, then why does she never once mention the astonishing coincidence that her first crush AND Cloud, ostensibly of the same special unit, both fell through the same church roof in the EXACT same spot?

Y'know, I like Zack, which is why I think that his fans should not settle for Square just straight-up stealing Clerith scenes because they couldn't be arsed to come up with anything new. At the very least, it should be expunged from the story's official canon.

"He will be missed"

He really wasn't.

Melville: Whales are fish because *avalanche of words that just keep wording*

"That was the sound of the human race. Resignation forms are now available."

—Spike Milligan

and the hills... they are silent... 😔🚬

Testing the limits of how much cringe can be contained within a single photograph.

Streets of Rogue, anyone?

Ah yes, the boneless wings to femboy communism pipeline. Gets ya every time.

Read that as "pull your skin off and feed it to your dog". 💀

"This ain't no ham on rye, pal."

Most aptly named system of all time.

Ascended movie bro (tm) says dumb shit (like he's been doing for decades), internet clutches pearls.

Film at 11.