Proto Zoa
@proto-zoa.bsky.social
The arms of an octopus are part of the foot which means that people with a tentacle fetish technically have a foot fetish
February 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The arms of an octopus are part of the foot which means that people with a tentacle fetish technically have a foot fetish
They made Donnie look like someone with a perpetual odor who thinks that consent is just a fetish
January 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
They made Donnie look like someone with a perpetual odor who thinks that consent is just a fetish
I have had three of those sneezes that just don’t work today. I think I’m haunted by the ghost of mild irritation and unsatisfying conclusions
January 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I have had three of those sneezes that just don’t work today. I think I’m haunted by the ghost of mild irritation and unsatisfying conclusions
Construction worker: “Okay so we built the top of the roof, what should we add below it?”
Architect: “Yes.”
Architect: “Yes.”
January 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Construction worker: “Okay so we built the top of the roof, what should we add below it?”
Architect: “Yes.”
Architect: “Yes.”
Tub of lard doesn’t even know that the world is ending and society is collapsing 🥰
January 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Tub of lard doesn’t even know that the world is ending and society is collapsing 🥰
Why he look like that though?
January 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Why he look like that though?
Shadow Generations was actually Kirby Squeak Squad all along
December 16, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Shadow Generations was actually Kirby Squeak Squad all along
I long to be a slime mold and formlessly scurry about
November 20, 2024 at 10:21 PM
I long to be a slime mold and formlessly scurry about
Look everyone it’s my cat
November 4, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Look everyone it’s my cat
I feel like I need a gimmick. Most of the people I follow on here are artists and I follow them for the funny pretty art. I only have seven followers and I don’t know why any of you are here
October 30, 2024 at 1:56 PM
I feel like I need a gimmick. Most of the people I follow on here are artists and I follow them for the funny pretty art. I only have seven followers and I don’t know why any of you are here
STOP ✋ If you are reading this, you've reached a Pokémon check point. You're now obligated to share your favorite Pokémon.
They’re just so silly 🥺
They’re just so silly 🥺
October 19, 2024 at 12:51 PM
STOP ✋ If you are reading this, you've reached a Pokémon check point. You're now obligated to share your favorite Pokémon.
They’re just so silly 🥺
They’re just so silly 🥺
Can people stop putting the final boss in thumbnails please? I’m just trying to enjoy the game 😢
September 27, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Can people stop putting the final boss in thumbnails please? I’m just trying to enjoy the game 😢
Back when the 3DS was living, I really took it for granted. It had so much personality, from the menus to the eshop to streetpass, especially compared to how sterile the switch is. I find myself missing that. I love the games on my switch, but I don’t love my switch if that makes sense
September 23, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Back when the 3DS was living, I really took it for granted. It had so much personality, from the menus to the eshop to streetpass, especially compared to how sterile the switch is. I find myself missing that. I love the games on my switch, but I don’t love my switch if that makes sense
You ever just say a word to yourself a bunch until it starts sounding weird? I now no longer like the word ant
September 21, 2024 at 1:40 PM
You ever just say a word to yourself a bunch until it starts sounding weird? I now no longer like the word ant
This actually scared the shit out of me this morning why would you do this?
September 20, 2024 at 9:47 PM
This actually scared the shit out of me this morning why would you do this?
Guys I have a plan
September 12, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Guys I have a plan
Look at this stupid dumb idiot creature. Got stuck inside the couch and now begs for release. Zero neural activity head empty
September 11, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Look at this stupid dumb idiot creature. Got stuck inside the couch and now begs for release. Zero neural activity head empty
I’m taking physics ii this semester and we’re talking about Coulomb’s Law, and Coulomb’s constant, and the SI unit for charge which is the Coulomb, and all I can think about is how this dude was the most narcissistic individual to ever exist on planet earth
September 9, 2024 at 8:38 PM
I’m taking physics ii this semester and we’re talking about Coulomb’s Law, and Coulomb’s constant, and the SI unit for charge which is the Coulomb, and all I can think about is how this dude was the most narcissistic individual to ever exist on planet earth
Astro Bot is just one of those special games that has a goofy smile on my face throughout the entire thing. It’s been a long time since I’ve felt this playing a game. No wasted time, an ungodly amount of charm, fun uses of the controller gimmicks. This is a game with a personality
September 9, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Astro Bot is just one of those special games that has a goofy smile on my face throughout the entire thing. It’s been a long time since I’ve felt this playing a game. No wasted time, an ungodly amount of charm, fun uses of the controller gimmicks. This is a game with a personality
Some birds really do just sound fake like someone stuck a looping audio recording in a random tree
September 8, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Some birds really do just sound fake like someone stuck a looping audio recording in a random tree
Videos of unhusking corn should be called cornography
September 2, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Videos of unhusking corn should be called cornography
Strawberries are just apples with acne
September 2, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Strawberries are just apples with acne