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The grasshopper gets it — divide and conquer. Today’s robber barons use the same playbook. But together, we have all the power. Watch.
December 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The grasshopper gets it — divide and conquer. Today’s robber barons use the same playbook. But together, we have all the power. Watch.
Luigi says: They shouldn’t have stolen from the Italians.
December 12, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Luigi says: They shouldn’t have stolen from the Italians.
I owe republicans an apology about the guns thing.
December 5, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I owe republicans an apology about the guns thing.
They’re dunking on the health insurance company CEO that got got on LINKEDIN. There’s no joke here, but DEAR GOD.
December 5, 2024 at 4:29 PM
They’re dunking on the health insurance company CEO that got got on LINKEDIN. There’s no joke here, but DEAR GOD.
So, is that a zero net promoter score?
December 4, 2024 at 10:51 PM
So, is that a zero net promoter score?
You guys see the video of that healthcare CEO that shot himself in the back six times?
December 4, 2024 at 10:48 PM
You guys see the video of that healthcare CEO that shot himself in the back six times?
Playing competitive video games to befriend strangers and send them pictures of my dog. We lost? Here’s Odie. He’s dead.
December 3, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Playing competitive video games to befriend strangers and send them pictures of my dog. We lost? Here’s Odie. He’s dead.
That feeling looking at your loofa wondering if you cleaned yourself or exclusively daydreamed.
November 30, 2024 at 6:23 PM
That feeling looking at your loofa wondering if you cleaned yourself or exclusively daydreamed.
Thanksgiving was amazing. Friend made Beef Wellington cause he graduated from the NYC Culinary institute. The wine was amazing cause his wife’s a Somalian.
November 30, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Thanksgiving was amazing. Friend made Beef Wellington cause he graduated from the NYC Culinary institute. The wine was amazing cause his wife’s a Somalian.
Are you enjoying outlook so far?
November 27, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Are you enjoying outlook so far?
Yeah, it rains a lot in Seattle, but the weather is shitty enough to prevent “man on the street” interviews.
November 25, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Yeah, it rains a lot in Seattle, but the weather is shitty enough to prevent “man on the street” interviews.
What if you promised to do so much horrific shit when you were running for president that when you did nothing, you were hailed as a hero?
November 24, 2024 at 5:20 PM
What if you promised to do so much horrific shit when you were running for president that when you did nothing, you were hailed as a hero?
Hey younger siblings, we made it look so cool they did it more. They stopped after you.
November 23, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Hey younger siblings, we made it look so cool they did it more. They stopped after you.
If you have anxiety, it’s probably because of all that embarrassing stuff you did.
November 22, 2024 at 6:26 PM
If you have anxiety, it’s probably because of all that embarrassing stuff you did.
Descartes said “I think therefore I am.” Can’t rela
November 22, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Descartes said “I think therefore I am.” Can’t rela
Rich people:
House they don’t repair themselves
Yard they don’t maintain themselves
People who rent: Am I rich?
House they don’t repair themselves
Yard they don’t maintain themselves
People who rent: Am I rich?
November 22, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Rich people:
House they don’t repair themselves
Yard they don’t maintain themselves
People who rent: Am I rich?
House they don’t repair themselves
Yard they don’t maintain themselves
People who rent: Am I rich?
Tell me a little bit about yourself: Well I’ve been fighting tooth and nail to wear the 32” waist pants I bought when I was young for approximately 100 years.
November 22, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Tell me a little bit about yourself: Well I’ve been fighting tooth and nail to wear the 32” waist pants I bought when I was young for approximately 100 years.
You know how when you’re in an interview and they ask you why you aren’t wearing any pants? Jeez.
November 22, 2024 at 4:37 PM
You know how when you’re in an interview and they ask you why you aren’t wearing any pants? Jeez.
Relationships are about sacrifice. Specifically sacrificing time watching shows you don’t care about.
November 22, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Relationships are about sacrifice. Specifically sacrificing time watching shows you don’t care about.
If life’s so great then why does waking up make me have to do all that gross stuff?
November 22, 2024 at 4:33 PM
If life’s so great then why does waking up make me have to do all that gross stuff?
I don’t know much French, but if you ask me where Jack is, I can tell you he’s sleeping.
November 22, 2024 at 4:31 PM
I don’t know much French, but if you ask me where Jack is, I can tell you he’s sleeping.
It’s not okay to call people the R word. Say “conservative.”
November 21, 2024 at 3:44 AM
It’s not okay to call people the R word. Say “conservative.”
Religion is bad at making good people, but good at making sex pests.
November 21, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Religion is bad at making good people, but good at making sex pests.
Remember when all the crazies were obsessed with pizza gate and child trafficking and they were telling everyone there were pedos everywhere? Well they are hiring them to work in the White House now.Turns out they had to do that, legally.
November 21, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Remember when all the crazies were obsessed with pizza gate and child trafficking and they were telling everyone there were pedos everywhere? Well they are hiring them to work in the White House now.Turns out they had to do that, legally.