I’d be less scared of the bow than I’d be scared you might try to feed me one of those war crimes you call a ‘burrito’

Rule #1 is you don’t talk about Turtle Fight Club.

Just like when you say “Don’t touch that…it’s hot” some idiot will touch it just to see how hot it is.

Never used it. Dragonriders of Pern taught me threads are to be feared and avoided.

It’s only baloney if it comes from the city of Bologna. Otherwise it’s just sparkling meat by-products.

Yeah. Kind of a blackjack dealer thing where you some them both the front and backs of your hands are empty.

Had to convince one of mine that he really didn’t want a bite of my poptart last night.

He was the trans FBI agent in Twin Peaks too.

How does that not violate CFR Title 5? “An employee may not use or permit the use of his government position or title or any authority associated with his public office to endorse any product, service, or enterprise…”

Big Trouble in Little China

Been there.