Not to food post but I’m thinking longingly about fancy restaurant bread basket, take this I guess so we can both be jonesing for something

I wear clothes too when I’m not busy pulling on my pork for you dust mites but go see the goods at fansly.com/bartlebylumpkin

Just learned that water sports means peeplay and not actual water sports you guys tricked me :/ I thought there was a genuine love of swimming and playing sharks and minnows, just drank some water btw

Rest in piece Qui Gon you would’ve fucking loved betting on pod racing on Draft Kings 😔😔😔😔

Yea I bet you would

Everyone on Fortnite gets confused when I abbreviate Fortnite skin as foreskin and starts calling me f#%$ot???? Oh ok