imagine a world exactly like this one but the show Tom and Jerry is called Jerry and Tom

did i just get cooked by a fucking game theory chrome extension

nothing makes you feel quite so useless as trying to do something you know you've done dozens of times but you simply cannot remember how so you look it up and none of the results tell you because everybody should already know it

me walking into the jerking off room: so do you cum here often?

if hes YOUR husband then why is his sword in MY sheath