Lol I'm so stupid I just realized they're called "poems" because of Edgar Allen Poe

The vending machine gave me two #payday candy bars on accident. I guess you could say I Got A Raise. This post was sponsored by #payday3, the one people don't play anymore.

ha ha ha. #nosferatu sure came and went. and by "came" I mean came in my panties, and by "went" i mean went on my chest

im a cum millionaire

my bop evans maccan cheese says it feeds 3-4 people. bitch the only way thats true is if i have multiple personality disorder. this thing bout to feed 1 people