bernie | ??? 🔞
LightNews LightNews
prussiancrayon.bsky.social
bernie | ??? 🔞
@prussiancrayon.bsky.social
0 followers 5 following 0 posts
21 | any
Posts Replies Media Videos
Reposted by bernie | ??? 🔞
fuccerito.bsky.social
first aid’s guide to safe interfacing aka his nursing blog, part 2 #valveplug
A comic illustrating first aid’s nursing blog. hey TBC (the big conversation aka robot Reddit), first aid here with another week of interfacing do’s and don’t’s! This was a rough week on the lost light. #1: DO: if you are actively interfacing, get tested regularly. rodimus stands with first aid getting scanned. first aid: it’s a virus. rodimus: oh I thought that burning feeling was just like, you know, flame powers idk. first aid: it’s not flame powers. #2: DON’T: take inspiration from organic Internet forums. swerve has his back turned to a microwave and various ingredients and looks worried, comming “hey aid, you do house calls?” below him is a screenshot of a Reddit post about a user getting their dick stuck in a tube of mini m&ms. #3: DO: remember your spark is your vital source of energy! If you’re sick, don’t involve it in interface! pipes coughs and tells a worried riptide that he wouldn’t have changed a thing. #4: DON’T: flirt with your providers, even if you’re conjunxed to them - you are not alone. first aid is shown taking notes while behind a curtain, drift and ratchet flirt. first aid: you know I have to scribe all this, right? #5: DO: transform away any extraneous or incompatible kibble before interface - 8 in 10 cybertronians have gotten stuck at least once. first aid says “hold still…” as he pries apart the wings/back kibble of an embarrassed nautica and brainstorm. first aid ends by typing: that’s all this week! as always, feel free to reply with any questions - 8 answer the ones posted with wreckers pics first. stay freaky, F.A. <3
February 9, 2026 at 7:29 PM