Man why was I listening to so much divorced dad rock in middle school.
January 23, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Man why was I listening to so much divorced dad rock in middle school.
It just keeps fuckin snowing man I can't take it
January 20, 2026 at 12:01 PM
It just keeps fuckin snowing man I can't take it
Might just play some cyberpunk this weekend
January 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Might just play some cyberpunk this weekend
Shortest cold ever. Felt irritation in the throat on Sunday, brutal congestion on Tuesday, back to normal on Thursday
January 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Shortest cold ever. Felt irritation in the throat on Sunday, brutal congestion on Tuesday, back to normal on Thursday
Tinned herring before work wasn't a great idea. Been burping fish taste all day lmao
January 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Tinned herring before work wasn't a great idea. Been burping fish taste all day lmao
2025 personal tamale stats: 41 tamales, 6 days, 6.83 TPD average
January 1, 2026 at 4:10 AM
2025 personal tamale stats: 41 tamales, 6 days, 6.83 TPD average
Whenever I finish my plate of tamales I get really sad that I'm full and can't eat more of them. But then imagine myself in a few hours how happy I'll be that I can eat more
December 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Whenever I finish my plate of tamales I get really sad that I'm full and can't eat more of them. But then imagine myself in a few hours how happy I'll be that I can eat more
If we really put our minds to it I'm quite confident my wife and I could make a very successful Mexican food truck
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
If we really put our minds to it I'm quite confident my wife and I could make a very successful Mexican food truck
I LOVE ONIONS BRO I FUCKING LOVE ONIONS GIMME THAT FLAVOR GODDAMN
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I LOVE ONIONS BRO I FUCKING LOVE ONIONS GIMME THAT FLAVOR GODDAMN
Vin Diesel has ten veapons, eh?
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Vin Diesel has ten veapons, eh?
Yeah saw that coming
December 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Yeah saw that coming
CBS playing What's My Age Again? going to commercial after the Rivers touchdown is fucking peak cinema
December 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
CBS playing What's My Age Again? going to commercial after the Rivers touchdown is fucking peak cinema
I'm so fuckin good at CATIA idc
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I'm so fuckin good at CATIA idc
Now I can confidently say we will miss the playoffs due to injuries instead of the very obvious fact that we can't hang with good teams, our offense had been figured out, and were going to choke the season away down the stretch. But dammit we would have made it far if Daniel Jones didn't get hurt!
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Now I can confidently say we will miss the playoffs due to injuries instead of the very obvious fact that we can't hang with good teams, our offense had been figured out, and were going to choke the season away down the stretch. But dammit we would have made it far if Daniel Jones didn't get hurt!
Hey Hollywood you made typo, it's HamLet ftfy
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Hey Hollywood you made typo, it's HamLet ftfy
Are taquitos my favorite frozen snack? Maybe. Definitely up there
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Are taquitos my favorite frozen snack? Maybe. Definitely up there
Romo is so fucking annoying dude
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Romo is so fucking annoying dude
Yeah I've never seen The Breakfast Club whatchu gonna do about it
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Yeah I've never seen The Breakfast Club whatchu gonna do about it
Bro I've been calling it Kalulah
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Bro I've been calling it Kalulah
Just fuckin fleeced my wife, she got 3 Melona popsicles I got 2 creme brulees
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Just fuckin fleeced my wife, she got 3 Melona popsicles I got 2 creme brulees
Few things are as heartbreaking as when you're chatting with a coworker you thought was chill then they drop a comment that makes you wanna ask where they were on January 6
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Few things are as heartbreaking as when you're chatting with a coworker you thought was chill then they drop a comment that makes you wanna ask where they were on January 6
Calories from airport beers don't count
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Calories from airport beers don't count
Nicknaming my wife 2025 Jonathan Taylor because she's the goat
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Nicknaming my wife 2025 Jonathan Taylor because she's the goat
Ey new joji feeding TikTok editors for the rest of the year
October 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Ey new joji feeding TikTok editors for the rest of the year