Pseudandry
@pseudandry.bsky.social
Queer, old, tired, writer (horror, sff), artist, fan, nerd
Very enthusiastic about 47 different interests
They/them 🏳️⚧️
🏴anarchist abolitionist quaker (unprogrammed liberal meeting), very political on main
Very enthusiastic about 47 different interests
They/them 🏳️⚧️
🏴anarchist abolitionist quaker (unprogrammed liberal meeting), very political on main
Aurora alert tonight across all of Canada except the Martimes, and the "little bitch" zone swatch of Southern Ontario where I live 🫠
January 19, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Aurora alert tonight across all of Canada except the Martimes, and the "little bitch" zone swatch of Southern Ontario where I live 🫠
I absolutely do NOT want too much Milk Nut Loaf for my nickel, thanks all the same
January 19, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I absolutely do NOT want too much Milk Nut Loaf for my nickel, thanks all the same
they JUST INSTALLED THIS ELEVATOR OH MY GOD HOW
January 19, 2026 at 8:49 PM
they JUST INSTALLED THIS ELEVATOR OH MY GOD HOW
I've made a helpful flowchart
January 18, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I've made a helpful flowchart
In many ways @thomasha.bsky.social is one of the great thought leaders in our field, and today that way is "influencing me to get a báhn mì for supper"
January 17, 2026 at 9:45 PM
In many ways @thomasha.bsky.social is one of the great thought leaders in our field, and today that way is "influencing me to get a báhn mì for supper"
Introduce yourself with 4 games:
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things is not like the others
January 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Introduce yourself with 4 games:
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things is not like the others
And the actual reason I went out today, desperately needed new shoes
January 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
And the actual reason I went out today, desperately needed new shoes
I have strong feelings about Beautiful Sweets
January 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I have strong feelings about Beautiful Sweets
Whoops I just bought 30$ of turkish delight
January 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Whoops I just bought 30$ of turkish delight
Yeah well could a depressed person make THESE
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Yeah well could a depressed person make THESE
Screw you, you horrible little rodent, your face is so easy to get just slightly off
January 6, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Screw you, you horrible little rodent, your face is so easy to get just slightly off
Inspired by seeing @aubryjoi.bsky.social paint on energy cards, I decided to pick up some inexpensive acrylic markers and try that on some of my spares. I suspect I need the good poscas to get that really flat colour look though 🫠
January 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Inspired by seeing @aubryjoi.bsky.social paint on energy cards, I decided to pick up some inexpensive acrylic markers and try that on some of my spares. I suspect I need the good poscas to get that really flat colour look though 🫠
I was going to say something about how great dressing little kids up in cute animal clothes is, but then this derailed me ⬇️
January 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I was going to say something about how great dressing little kids up in cute animal clothes is, but then this derailed me ⬇️
My sister was overjoyed at the clay sculpture I made of her dog. As an artist all I see are the ways it didn't come out as I wanted but SHE'S happy with it and that's the main thibg
January 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
My sister was overjoyed at the clay sculpture I made of her dog. As an artist all I see are the ways it didn't come out as I wanted but SHE'S happy with it and that's the main thibg
WHY WAS THIS AN OPTION, M-W????
January 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
WHY WAS THIS AN OPTION, M-W????
YouTube has decided lately I'm probably a gay or bisexual man, which has mostly been around AI furry boyfriend ads and porn-adjacent stuff but also I got this one
December 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
YouTube has decided lately I'm probably a gay or bisexual man, which has mostly been around AI furry boyfriend ads and porn-adjacent stuff but also I got this one
Desperately needed A Little Treat
December 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Desperately needed A Little Treat
He's posted a few times every 3 months or so since *2023* to severely diminishing returns, probably because he hasn't replied to anyone since early 2024 and never rts anything. His singular "I tried" post was this masterpiece. Guess he prefers the low hanging fruit engagement to doing anything
December 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
He's posted a few times every 3 months or so since *2023* to severely diminishing returns, probably because he hasn't replied to anyone since early 2024 and never rts anything. His singular "I tried" post was this masterpiece. Guess he prefers the low hanging fruit engagement to doing anything
We've prepared just the bus
December 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
We've prepared just the bus
Don't worry, it's making a comeback
December 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Don't worry, it's making a comeback
There's a kick to it today because she asked if I wanted the gravy even though the meat's cooked in it (I only get the chickpea and potatoes curry)
December 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
There's a kick to it today because she asked if I wanted the gravy even though the meat's cooked in it (I only get the chickpea and potatoes curry)
My honest reaction hearing that
December 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My honest reaction hearing that
Because I've seen a lot of people miss this, it's not copied as in cut and pasted the image, it's copied as in it's a shitty AI version that someone uploaded the original to make it from. The original looks, obviously, much better, and I hate that people might inadvertently think the slop is real
December 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Because I've seen a lot of people miss this, it's not copied as in cut and pasted the image, it's copied as in it's a shitty AI version that someone uploaded the original to make it from. The original looks, obviously, much better, and I hate that people might inadvertently think the slop is real
We do have the original, printed version from the 1840s of the non-joke setting it up as a riddle that isn't actually, so while it can work as a pun on death it doesn't seem to be the original intent (i do find the slang 'out of town' quite charming)
![The riddle appeared in an 1847 edition of The Knickerbocker, a New York City monthly magazine:[1]
There are 'quips and quillets' which seem actual conundrums, but yet are none. Of such is this: 'Why does a chicken cross the street?['] Are you 'out of town?' Do you 'give it up?' Well, then: 'Because it wants to get on the other side!'](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jg6dgnw4sexm4tug6c3kdf32/bafkreibnlpjhvzbyhulfl4mtc2xpfnnbinanjllnu5il3vftqrslgr6joi@jpeg)
December 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
We do have the original, printed version from the 1840s of the non-joke setting it up as a riddle that isn't actually, so while it can work as a pun on death it doesn't seem to be the original intent (i do find the slang 'out of town' quite charming)