I've got no earthly idea how people can enjoy temperatures above 30 degrees celsius

People who say "go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home.
Like, it's literally my only goal. 😩🤣

#facts #audhd #autism #ilovebeinghome

So yeah. Maybe I'll see weed legalized at some point here in Switzerland in my life time. Wouldn't bet on it though. Too many *ahem* special interests against it.

That was also one of the craziest parts about using GOOD weed for the first time back in the day. My brain shut up. It was like... HOW? WHY IS THERE SILENCE? Did my brain vanish? And then... At some point. It came back. Going 60 miles an hour in a pedestrian street. Back to normality. #AuDHD #autism

One of the low key craziest things about neurotypical persons is them not having a brain not going full fucking speed AT ALL TIMES. Like... They don't monologue with themselves all day? Meanwhile I'm debating with myself when I'll finally do a certain phone call. For 20 minutes straight. #AuDHD

I mean, you don't score a touchdown at the end of it. You are getting frail, everything hurts even more and everyone younger treats you like an old fuck. Which I'd be. Add a FUCKTON OF DISEASES and things aren't looking better either. So yeah.

Smol #confession. Very smol. I... Don't get the appeal of being like, really old. I turned 40 a few years ago and do reasonably well. Like, had a pretty good life. Gimmie 20 more good ones and I'm cool with it. Good run and stuff. Not looking forward to adult diapers and stuff.

Found an easy way to lock out underage people out of spicy content. Simple idea, ask this: Do you remember when Twitter was actually good? BAM, nobody under 18 can. Ok, maybe some savant kids but like 99.9 percent of underage persons can't.

I need a profile pic. TIME TO OVERTHINK STUFF.

Why they called that "internal rehearsal" thing Echolalia is beyond me. Sounds like the name of some earth type pokémon to me. #autism #AuDHD

Fun fact: I always thought it's normal to rehearse phone calls in your head before actually calling someone. Spoiler: It's not. #AuDHD #autism

Fun fact: If you're overthinking about the Captcha during registration: ONE OF US, ONE OF US

Took like 2 minutes until the first porn spam account followed me. Bluesky really is the new Twitter!