Pseudo Sexy
@pseudos3xy.bsky.social
Kai (that’s not my real name) 27, 5’6, and hahah, and yeah, and such as!
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Say something nice
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Say something nice
My bi monthly post 😅
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
My bi monthly post 😅
Excruciatingly horny…. Like….
August 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Excruciatingly horny…. Like….
Happy pri mark gays!! 🏳️🌈
June 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Happy pri mark gays!! 🏳️🌈
Happy pri mark, gay people!! 🏳️🌈
June 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Happy pri mark, gay people!! 🏳️🌈
Who wants to fill me (in on what’s been new here. It’s been a min since I logged it lol)
May 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Who wants to fill me (in on what’s been new here. It’s been a min since I logged it lol)
Happy “Jesus-christ -is-technically-a-fucking-zombie” day!
April 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Happy “Jesus-christ -is-technically-a-fucking-zombie” day!
“One Flopped Over the Chudais Nest”
February 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
“One Flopped Over the Chudais Nest”
Comment “dms” for a hey in your suprise!
February 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Comment “dms” for a hey in your suprise!
This feels artsy. But in a ~rich bitch at art school in BK who forgot the final projects due by midnight. So at the 11th hr they unearthed some rejected/ b-side nude from the archives, slapped a sepia filter on it, and referred to it as “commentary” bc it’s “something they heard once”~ kinda way. 😌
January 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This feels artsy. But in a ~rich bitch at art school in BK who forgot the final projects due by midnight. So at the 11th hr they unearthed some rejected/ b-side nude from the archives, slapped a sepia filter on it, and referred to it as “commentary” bc it’s “something they heard once”~ kinda way. 😌
If you can tell me where I had (with James Cameron avatar cgi level skill imo) edited out my dogs malevolent, repugnant, rode hard and hung up WET, nasty little toy he exclusively plays with…. I’ll dm you a gape pic 😁
December 30, 2024 at 5:26 AM
If you can tell me where I had (with James Cameron avatar cgi level skill imo) edited out my dogs malevolent, repugnant, rode hard and hung up WET, nasty little toy he exclusively plays with…. I’ll dm you a gape pic 😁
It’s about to jump off the screen!!
December 17, 2024 at 2:44 PM
It’s about to jump off the screen!!
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I have a sinus infection! And my fav thing about getting sick is that it’s almost like you completely forget what breathing at full capacity/ what life in general was like before hand…and also you’ve given up on any hope of feeling better… Laying in bed saying to urself “so this is forever now :/“
November 28, 2024 at 5:00 PM
I have a sinus infection! And my fav thing about getting sick is that it’s almost like you completely forget what breathing at full capacity/ what life in general was like before hand…and also you’ve given up on any hope of feeling better… Laying in bed saying to urself “so this is forever now :/“
Not only is my hand holding the bird, but also the two below my bush…. or something like that
November 22, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Not only is my hand holding the bird, but also the two below my bush…. or something like that
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Bed headed and sleepy faced, Steve.
November 18, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Bed headed and sleepy faced, Steve.
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Grocery shopping attire
November 16, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Grocery shopping attire
Who doesn’t love running around the house in nothing but a thong and a robe?
November 14, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Who doesn’t love running around the house in nothing but a thong and a robe?