Lauren Belmonte
@psood0nym.bsky.social
Cat lady. Writer. Merchandiser. Jewelry maker. Seinfeld lover. 2 years sober.
If you hit on me or call me any sort of flirtatious pet names you will be ignored. Please don't.
If you hit on me or call me any sort of flirtatious pet names you will be ignored. Please don't.
I know but it's not like I'm the only person posting memes like that, and they were pretty tame compared to a lot I've seen! I think the more likely reason is I screenshotted and posted a comment they kept blocking, I couldn't understand what was wrong w/ it, I've seen ppl do that too so idk fck 'em
February 9, 2026 at 8:03 AM
I know but it's not like I'm the only person posting memes like that, and they were pretty tame compared to a lot I've seen! I think the more likely reason is I screenshotted and posted a comment they kept blocking, I couldn't understand what was wrong w/ it, I've seen ppl do that too so idk fck 'em
P.s. you should definitely write a book
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
P.s. you should definitely write a book
I've been in recovery 2 years and I think i've finally found all the hidden syringe caps in all my bags coats and purses 🤣 but theyve proven to be much like glitter, there's always another piece somewhere
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I've been in recovery 2 years and I think i've finally found all the hidden syringe caps in all my bags coats and purses 🤣 but theyve proven to be much like glitter, there's always another piece somewhere
A book shop with cats and where people aren't breathing on you ! I'll take it 👍
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
A book shop with cats and where people aren't breathing on you ! I'll take it 👍
I actually love it minus the character limit because I write longer pieces sometimes, but it's easy to attach them in other ways like linking to tumblr so it's all good! I love not being randomly censored for different words depending on what group i'm posting in. That's why I got booted lol
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I actually love it minus the character limit because I write longer pieces sometimes, but it's easy to attach them in other ways like linking to tumblr so it's all good! I love not being randomly censored for different words depending on what group i'm posting in. That's why I got booted lol
That is absolutely what happened
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
That is absolutely what happened
Holy hell this poem and image together just blew me the f*&% away!
February 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Holy hell this poem and image together just blew me the f*&% away!
I adore stories about the supernatural and i love how addiction is woven into it so beautifully. I'm in recovery myself from the same kind of life Alex was stuck in so it really resonates so deeply for me.
February 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I adore stories about the supernatural and i love how addiction is woven into it so beautifully. I'm in recovery myself from the same kind of life Alex was stuck in so it really resonates so deeply for me.
Beautiful shot , and I hope your day gets better!
February 8, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Beautiful shot , and I hope your day gets better!
The best part of my recovery process since getting sober has been learning to give myself permission to honor my own boundaries and protect my own interests emotionally. Being a giver is part of who I am but, it doesn't have to be a weakness.
February 8, 2026 at 7:29 PM
The best part of my recovery process since getting sober has been learning to give myself permission to honor my own boundaries and protect my own interests emotionally. Being a giver is part of who I am but, it doesn't have to be a weakness.
The thing is clearly a lot of people don't , which is how we ended up with this administration in the first place
February 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
The thing is clearly a lot of people don't , which is how we ended up with this administration in the first place
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I can't imagine the depth of disappointment being injured right before an Olympic run, and I get wanting to be known for being tough enough to push through Kerri Strug style. But it was indeed reckless and I'm sorry the result was it went exactly as expected... not good.
February 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I can't imagine the depth of disappointment being injured right before an Olympic run, and I get wanting to be known for being tough enough to push through Kerri Strug style. But it was indeed reckless and I'm sorry the result was it went exactly as expected... not good.
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I've tried so hard not to lose long-standing relationships in my life over this presidency, but the " how dare he bring a gun to a peaceful protest" people have finally made it too much for me. If you can engage in this level of open hypocrisy , I just can't deal with you or take you seriously.
February 8, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I've tried so hard not to lose long-standing relationships in my life over this presidency, but the " how dare he bring a gun to a peaceful protest" people have finally made it too much for me. If you can engage in this level of open hypocrisy , I just can't deal with you or take you seriously.
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I took two children's literature courses in college and they were two of my favorite classes!
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I took two children's literature courses in college and they were two of my favorite classes!
Very Lord of the Rings
February 8, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Very Lord of the Rings
Does he do personalized messages 🤣 can you get him to quote seinfeld lol
February 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Does he do personalized messages 🤣 can you get him to quote seinfeld lol
O m g what's the bird's name?!
February 8, 2026 at 5:46 PM
O m g what's the bird's name?!
If I were chased off by cold hands, I would never do anything worthwhile 🤣
February 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
If I were chased off by cold hands, I would never do anything worthwhile 🤣
I'll definitely take that compliment lol thank you and nice to "meet" you
February 8, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I'll definitely take that compliment lol thank you and nice to "meet" you
Charlotte Dobre is the best 💖
February 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Charlotte Dobre is the best 💖