Xena Lance
@psychopathicphobia.bsky.social
A Deinonychus loose in the world does not discriminate. Everybody looks edible.
Still living it in better style than millions of people who have never, and never will rape kids.
February 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Still living it in better style than millions of people who have never, and never will rape kids.
It just so happens that trump thinks “good friend” is someone you can bully into giving into giving you lunch money, and then proceed to mock loudly during lunch time for giving you the money.
February 5, 2026 at 5:16 PM
It just so happens that trump thinks “good friend” is someone you can bully into giving into giving you lunch money, and then proceed to mock loudly during lunch time for giving you the money.
Clearly that’s referring to Lion, the janitor who mops the rocket floors at SpaceX.
February 5, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Clearly that’s referring to Lion, the janitor who mops the rocket floors at SpaceX.
Yeah? But what about that god-awful tan suit he wore and the choice of condiment he put in his sandwich? Now TAHT’s the real problem! The DHS ought to divert all its resources to investigate that!
February 5, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Yeah? But what about that god-awful tan suit he wore and the choice of condiment he put in his sandwich? Now TAHT’s the real problem! The DHS ought to divert all its resources to investigate that!
My neighbor has no business being so close to my car that is parked diagonally on their lawn. They have no respect for my personal property.
January 31, 2026 at 7:13 PM
My neighbor has no business being so close to my car that is parked diagonally on their lawn. They have no respect for my personal property.
What’s next? A cattle prod up the rectum?
January 31, 2026 at 7:10 PM
What’s next? A cattle prod up the rectum?
This is a literal waste of space AND time - a clusterfuck of a continuum. Expect Amazon to fire more staff and raise Prime membership again, and the ads are gonna be longer than the shows too.
January 31, 2026 at 7:01 PM
This is a literal waste of space AND time - a clusterfuck of a continuum. Expect Amazon to fire more staff and raise Prime membership again, and the ads are gonna be longer than the shows too.
“HOW MANY MORE COUNTRIES DO I HAVE TO BOMB AND HOW MANY MORE MINNEAPOLISIANS ICE GOTTA SHOOT BEFORE YOU STOP ASKING FOR THE EPSTEIN FILE THAT I AM TOTALLY NOT IN? THANK YOU FOR YOUR LACK OF ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”
January 31, 2026 at 5:33 AM
“HOW MANY MORE COUNTRIES DO I HAVE TO BOMB AND HOW MANY MORE MINNEAPOLISIANS ICE GOTTA SHOOT BEFORE YOU STOP ASKING FOR THE EPSTEIN FILE THAT I AM TOTALLY NOT IN? THANK YOU FOR YOUR LACK OF ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”
Brainwashing enough sheep as well as promising the filthy rich to be richer to retain that undying 39% support would do the trick.
January 31, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Brainwashing enough sheep as well as promising the filthy rich to be richer to retain that undying 39% support would do the trick.
Man, if only I had a nice 40+35 million-dollar budget to pay for another documentary that no one wants to watch.
January 31, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Man, if only I had a nice 40+35 million-dollar budget to pay for another documentary that no one wants to watch.
Whoever may be the next Academy award winner for best actress, best supporting actor, best documentary are all coming to terms with the inevitable fact that they’ll be “donating” their prizes to the trumps in March.
January 30, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Whoever may be the next Academy award winner for best actress, best supporting actor, best documentary are all coming to terms with the inevitable fact that they’ll be “donating” their prizes to the trumps in March.
I guess all that bravado she had when she murdered her puppy and pet goat still didn’t afford her a spine to take any real accountability.
January 29, 2026 at 11:18 AM
I guess all that bravado she had when she murdered her puppy and pet goat still didn’t afford her a spine to take any real accountability.
I hope Stephen will be able to land on another worthwhile platform. I need him to keep me feeling sane, that decency exists, and that kindness doesn’t mean having to take a beating lying down.
January 29, 2026 at 11:13 AM
I hope Stephen will be able to land on another worthwhile platform. I need him to keep me feeling sane, that decency exists, and that kindness doesn’t mean having to take a beating lying down.
Must be nice to be able to afford a home at all, let alone making it weirder. Let’s focus on that first.
January 29, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Must be nice to be able to afford a home at all, let alone making it weirder. Let’s focus on that first.
That’s all she does is “share concern”. When she actually has the chance to make the modicum of change, she just sits on her hands with her thumbs up her ass, waiting for trump to “learn his lesson”. Which chapter of the lesson is he on exactly now, eh?
January 27, 2026 at 5:18 PM
That’s all she does is “share concern”. When she actually has the chance to make the modicum of change, she just sits on her hands with her thumbs up her ass, waiting for trump to “learn his lesson”. Which chapter of the lesson is he on exactly now, eh?
Just “at risk”, not “already”?
January 27, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Just “at risk”, not “already”?
Just when I thought we’ve reached peak stupid.
January 16, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Just when I thought we’ve reached peak stupid.
How long before we hear the likes of Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo whine about how foreigners are “stealing” awards that are “rightfully theirs”?
January 12, 2026 at 10:59 AM
How long before we hear the likes of Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo whine about how foreigners are “stealing” awards that are “rightfully theirs”?
It is virtually impossible for him to talk about any state, city or town with any substantive policies, challenges, or needs, rather he always immediately brag about, more often falsely so than not, how he “won by like, a lot”. Otherwise it’s just a horrible place with rigged elections.
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
It is virtually impossible for him to talk about any state, city or town with any substantive policies, challenges, or needs, rather he always immediately brag about, more often falsely so than not, how he “won by like, a lot”. Otherwise it’s just a horrible place with rigged elections.
“Trump says” has as much credibility as a dung beetle that vows to never roll in shit.
January 9, 2026 at 4:37 AM
“Trump says” has as much credibility as a dung beetle that vows to never roll in shit.
This pet-murdering ghoul who would openly and voluntarily admit shooting her own puppy found it necessary to lie about what’s so demonstrably evident really goes to show how fucked-up this whole administration has devolved the nation into. Hold them accountable. Every single one of them.
January 8, 2026 at 7:14 PM
This pet-murdering ghoul who would openly and voluntarily admit shooting her own puppy found it necessary to lie about what’s so demonstrably evident really goes to show how fucked-up this whole administration has devolved the nation into. Hold them accountable. Every single one of them.
I wish there’ll come a day where every single person whose life has been negatively impacted by this “president” can also seek compensation from him personally for all the damages he has created - better yet, from all his cronies and sycophants who kept him in power and cheered him on.
January 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I wish there’ll come a day where every single person whose life has been negatively impacted by this “president” can also seek compensation from him personally for all the damages he has created - better yet, from all his cronies and sycophants who kept him in power and cheered him on.
It’s not about decency anymore. These people are so incompetent that they can’t even be bothered to lie better. The only thing you can always count on them to achieve is finding new low.
January 8, 2026 at 2:44 PM
It’s not about decency anymore. These people are so incompetent that they can’t even be bothered to lie better. The only thing you can always count on them to achieve is finding new low.
The loss of a society’s humanity begins with those who cease to see their fellow men and women as anything less than human beings.
January 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
The loss of a society’s humanity begins with those who cease to see their fellow men and women as anything less than human beings.
Just another ploy of the giant corporations to jack up the prices on anything containing “fiber”.
January 6, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Just another ploy of the giant corporations to jack up the prices on anything containing “fiber”.