@ptarmi.bsky.social
I can tell 😆 Buddy got himself a lil BBL as a treat.
September 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I can tell 😆 Buddy got himself a lil BBL as a treat.
Do I spy some cheekz back there? 👀
September 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Do I spy some cheekz back there? 👀
Y'know, I can picture in my head what Squigglefish and Turtowel might look like, but Frying Paneel has me stumped.
September 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Y'know, I can picture in my head what Squigglefish and Turtowel might look like, but Frying Paneel has me stumped.
Hey lil' guy 🥹 May I offer you a lil' treat? 🍩
September 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hey lil' guy 🥹 May I offer you a lil' treat? 🍩
What?! Now I'm sad that Lumptopus is all alone in this world. 😔
September 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
What?! Now I'm sad that Lumptopus is all alone in this world. 😔
You know what was an interesting story about corporations this week? How American Eagle put out that ad that was a blatant eugenicist dogwhistle.
August 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
You know what was an interesting story about corporations this week? How American Eagle put out that ad that was a blatant eugenicist dogwhistle.
Hi guys, great episode this week. Next week, you should talk about eugenics. You should've been talking about eugenics weeks ago, but I get how important it is to talk about Democratic messaging for the 20th time. Disabled people can wait, probably. Maybe. Hope they don't die first.
August 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Hi guys, great episode this week. Next week, you should talk about eugenics. You should've been talking about eugenics weeks ago, but I get how important it is to talk about Democratic messaging for the 20th time. Disabled people can wait, probably. Maybe. Hope they don't die first.
Following you explicitly because of your stance on tech regulation. I'm starting to think that is *the* most important issue facing us right now, because without a shared reality, how can we even begin to address anything else?
May 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Following you explicitly because of your stance on tech regulation. I'm starting to think that is *the* most important issue facing us right now, because without a shared reality, how can we even begin to address anything else?
Here's my idea: delete this and fuck off all the way to Hell.
March 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Here's my idea: delete this and fuck off all the way to Hell.
That could take you several years.
March 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
That could take you several years.
🥹 Lucky lady! She sure deserved that treat for being so brave ❤️❤️❤️
February 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
🥹 Lucky lady! She sure deserved that treat for being so brave ❤️❤️❤️
Oh mama 😭 She looks so anxious. I hope she's recovered quickly from the stress ❤️
February 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Oh mama 😭 She looks so anxious. I hope she's recovered quickly from the stress ❤️
I would've never defunded the CBC of my youth, but after this complete atrocity of a call-in show today advocating for the destruction of Canada as a country, it's clear that institution no longer exists. I will not pay to be so thoroughly betrayed by the national broadcaster meant to represent me.
February 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I would've never defunded the CBC of my youth, but after this complete atrocity of a call-in show today advocating for the destruction of Canada as a country, it's clear that institution no longer exists. I will not pay to be so thoroughly betrayed by the national broadcaster meant to represent me.
Hey Ian, you treasonous Yankee fuck, turns out that gap wasn't quite so enormous after all, huh? Turns out your pea-sized intellect couldn't see past your massive fucking ego to get that WE were in the right and YOU were full of shit. Quisling is out, Hanomansing is in. Enjoy your spot in history.
February 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Hey Ian, you treasonous Yankee fuck, turns out that gap wasn't quite so enormous after all, huh? Turns out your pea-sized intellect couldn't see past your massive fucking ego to get that WE were in the right and YOU were full of shit. Quisling is out, Hanomansing is in. Enjoy your spot in history.
I appreciate you hearing me out.
February 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I appreciate you hearing me out.
Sometimes survival requires you to make compromises that will disgust you. Get the Marshals on your side however you can. Lie to them that their jobs will be safe no matter what. Treat them with respect. Then, once you're on the other side of this crisis, fire their asses with extreme prejudice.
February 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Sometimes survival requires you to make compromises that will disgust you. Get the Marshals on your side however you can. Lie to them that their jobs will be safe no matter what. Treat them with respect. Then, once you're on the other side of this crisis, fire their asses with extreme prejudice.
In normal times, yeah, only by voting. But you're not in normal times, in case you haven't noticed. They can get rid of lawfully elected opponents by choosing to side with the dictator. And how will your moral outrage save you then? I don't think YOU understand that this is survival.
February 12, 2025 at 11:25 AM
In normal times, yeah, only by voting. But you're not in normal times, in case you haven't noticed. They can get rid of lawfully elected opponents by choosing to side with the dictator. And how will your moral outrage save you then? I don't think YOU understand that this is survival.
Correct. That is how crucial it is to have the cooperation of the Marshals. So telling them "If you don't help us, we'll fire you if we ever get back into power" is a very, very bad idea. They will want to make sure you never get back into power.
February 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Correct. That is how crucial it is to have the cooperation of the Marshals. So telling them "If you don't help us, we'll fire you if we ever get back into power" is a very, very bad idea. They will want to make sure you never get back into power.
I don't think you're getting my point. These are the only folks who can stop total lawlessness. The Dems are very much not in power. They NEED these people if they ever want any chance of power again.
February 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I don't think you're getting my point. These are the only folks who can stop total lawlessness. The Dems are very much not in power. They NEED these people if they ever want any chance of power again.
Well, yeah. But timely action isn't possible anymore. All we can do now is either accept the atrocities or put our lives on the line to fight them. There's no safe option.
February 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Well, yeah. But timely action isn't possible anymore. All we can do now is either accept the atrocities or put our lives on the line to fight them. There's no safe option.
Um, that would probably just encourage them to break their oath even harder. At this point, you can only try to appeal to their conscience. Threats of punishment will only backfire.
February 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Um, that would probably just encourage them to break their oath even harder. At this point, you can only try to appeal to their conscience. Threats of punishment will only backfire.
So instead you plan to just live as though you're already under martial law and the thing achieves total compliance without having to fire a shot. Home of the brave, indeed.
February 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
So instead you plan to just live as though you're already under martial law and the thing achieves total compliance without having to fire a shot. Home of the brave, indeed.
Plus a bunch of Dems confirmed the Treasury Secretary and we all saw how well that went 😒 Hopefully it really hammered in the message that there are no safe picks.
February 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Plus a bunch of Dems confirmed the Treasury Secretary and we all saw how well that went 😒 Hopefully it really hammered in the message that there are no safe picks.
This is certainly less disturbing than the sentient hot dog. Well done 👍
February 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This is certainly less disturbing than the sentient hot dog. Well done 👍