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Get a smaller trash car or a bigger trash bag
December 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Get a smaller trash car or a bigger trash bag
The Paul brothers putting out hits now 😳
December 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Paul brothers putting out hits now 😳
Paying $200,000 over 15 years for a $50,000 car 😎
December 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Paying $200,000 over 15 years for a $50,000 car 😎
One Goon Sausage in Jew Sauce please
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
One Goon Sausage in Jew Sauce please
This happened to me fr once
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This happened to me fr once
That’s literally the point of a primary. If voters don’t get a say then they’re just guessing based on vibes and polls—and we know the Democratic party is terrible at both of those.
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
That’s literally the point of a primary. If voters don’t get a say then they’re just guessing based on vibes and polls—and we know the Democratic party is terrible at both of those.
Frankly, there’s no chance Crockett can win statewide in Texas. I hope this isn’t an uncontested primary.
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Frankly, there’s no chance Crockett can win statewide in Texas. I hope this isn’t an uncontested primary.
Don’t forget about the Cracker Barrel logo
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Don’t forget about the Cracker Barrel logo
This wouldn’t even help poor people. The poorest people pay little to not income tax already. Replacing income tax with sales tax hurts poor people.
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This wouldn’t even help poor people. The poorest people pay little to not income tax already. Replacing income tax with sales tax hurts poor people.
No progressive income tax, just a dozen various forms of regressive taxes on goods. A billionaire’s wet dream.
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
No progressive income tax, just a dozen various forms of regressive taxes on goods. A billionaire’s wet dream.
Then maybe fucking do something about it???
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Then maybe fucking do something about it???
Worlds least efficient steam turbine
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Worlds least efficient steam turbine
Me when I don’t understand how math works
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Me when I don’t understand how math works
Schumers fault. Everyone knew this would fucking happen.
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Schumers fault. Everyone knew this would fucking happen.
Remember: piracy is the only ethical way to watch television anymore
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Remember: piracy is the only ethical way to watch television anymore
I know next to nothing about architecture, but even I know there’s a shit load more to it than just drawing a bunch of rectangles with random titles lmao. To post this with no second thought shows you just have zero critical thinking skills.
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I know next to nothing about architecture, but even I know there’s a shit load more to it than just drawing a bunch of rectangles with random titles lmao. To post this with no second thought shows you just have zero critical thinking skills.
The same year there were a million think pieces about how there was no song of the summer. Was there a single breakout album, artist, or even song this year? The closest we got was Taylor’s 45th album in the last 2 years, which was universally hailed as “mid”
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The same year there were a million think pieces about how there was no song of the summer. Was there a single breakout album, artist, or even song this year? The closest we got was Taylor’s 45th album in the last 2 years, which was universally hailed as “mid”
There is an incredible sense of entitlement to expect—no, demand—people continue to vote for your party when you represent corporate and billionaire interests vastly more than your own constituents.
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
There is an incredible sense of entitlement to expect—no, demand—people continue to vote for your party when you represent corporate and billionaire interests vastly more than your own constituents.