@ptinypturtleptears.bsky.social
Yeah Seajay and Pturtle are pretty handsome.
April 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Yeah Seajay and Pturtle are pretty handsome.
You’re doing the Lords work.
March 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
You’re doing the Lords work.
I applaud you Sir.
March 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I applaud you Sir.
First of all. I’m her biological father. Second of all. Her butt is notoriously stinky. You literally call her Fish Butt.
February 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
First of all. I’m her biological father. Second of all. Her butt is notoriously stinky. You literally call her Fish Butt.
If you ever lizard kiss someone else after I die I’ll come back
To life and take your tongue back to hell with me.
To life and take your tongue back to hell with me.
February 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If you ever lizard kiss someone else after I die I’ll come back
To life and take your tongue back to hell with me.
To life and take your tongue back to hell with me.
Bye Felicia!
February 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Bye Felicia!
I will not abide anyone’s lounge slander. It is a tax I am willing to pay.
February 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I will not abide anyone’s lounge slander. It is a tax I am willing to pay.
😍 Aren’t we lucky?
January 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
😍 Aren’t we lucky?
Sealed with a dog fart for love.
January 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Sealed with a dog fart for love.
I’m excited to try new recipes!!!
January 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I’m excited to try new recipes!!!