One of these is not like the other but I'm buzzin for all 3 🤡

Not my lock screen but my home screen.

These ones! Get them in big Tescos and the odd corner shop

First two eps of Shetland S9 are up on iPlayer now. So how about ye support the arts and gie it a watch, or if ye think it's shite maybe just have it on silent in the background while you sit on your phone?

Now a little bit about myself. I like to wear costumes with taches.

Too much pressure of what to post first so here's me on facetime to CCV