Someone should ask
Donald how it felt to be rejected
from Epstein’s sperm bank and
see how he tangents.

The double-dealing in diplomatic malfeasance the US meted out against Iran on Israel’s behalf is of a higher order of criminality than the act it served has yet to accomplish. These achieve parity in their unity.

Guess we could start by
calling it Texas Measles.

Rather than DoGE sending-out
millions of tiny dividend checks,
why not take the opportunity to
disperse the last of the pennies?

Has anyone considered
posting to truth·social Elon
now has all of Don’s Federally
held confidential information?

Coal-powered cryptocurrency
brings a new meaning
to carbon credit.

Demons Joshua Lisec &
Jack Posobiec have their
satanic-panic inside-out.