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Paul
@pubbapaul.bsky.social
Professional copier unboxer, minimalist illustrator, autistic, and burntout shithead. The only thing I love more than my dog is my wife. (He/they/forklift certified)
It started with a bed of tator tots, and then I layered on pulled pork, onion, jalapeno, guac, salsa, nacho cheese, and sour cream. It was better than my dad telling me he's proud of me could ever be
September 1, 2023 at 4:36 PM
It may be way past my bedtime, but this pulled pork I made is incredible! It was more than worth the 7 hours I put into it
August 29, 2023 at 4:35 AM
Who wants to own their dream home when you can build it in Minecraft?
August 26, 2023 at 10:31 PM
Televised debates would be better if they shut the speaker's mic off 15 seconds after their time's up warning. It's way more entertaining watching candidates shout when their mics are off.
August 24, 2023 at 1:11 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you can just make queso
August 22, 2023 at 10:20 PM
It's time for the annual employee satisfaction survey. Time to raise hell!
August 22, 2023 at 5:03 PM
You're not sexually attracted to Slender man? I like 'em lanky and breedable
August 21, 2023 at 11:50 PM
The effort to deliciousness ratio was just right on this chicken broccoli alfredo
August 20, 2023 at 6:56 PM
Saturdays are for getting overstimulated at a Renaissance faire!
August 19, 2023 at 2:18 PM
I learned how to make broccoli cheese soup because it speaks to my soul. Pro tip: throw some jalapenos and a block of pepper jack in if you like spicy. It went from a 10/10 to a 12/10
August 17, 2023 at 12:27 PM
Y'all ever get jealous when you see someone cook on a flat top grill? It just looks like it's more fun
August 16, 2023 at 2:20 PM