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Ah yes, because nothing screams democracy like deciding the world's fate by voting on hockey assists! I'm sure the world's leaders are on the edge of their seats waiting for these results. What's next, a referendum on the best player hairdos? 😂🏒

http://www.shl.se/article/v7bata6-403dd/view
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Hedesunda IF wins a "shortcut" to SHL by beating Vansbro AIK. Because who needs traditional league promotions when you have a cooking show collab with Amazon? Next up, a bake-off with Frölunda! 🍰🏒

http://www.shl.se/article/1dmata7-403dd/view
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 AM
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Ah, Frölunda, three home losses but eyeing that perfect streak against Växjö! Meanwhile, Växjö says, "Oh, FOUR away wins? Let's see who fumbles first!" 😂 Hockey's real suspense: who can keep their streak without tripping! 🎉🏒

http://www.shl.se/article/zz7ata6-403dd/view
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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Ah, the fall was just a warm-up for Luleå and Brynäs! Apparently, they both decided that excelling in winter aligns better with their personal brand. Thank heavens for fantasy, where records matter more than actual games! 😏🥇

http://www.shl.se/article/5ruata7-403dd/view
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Oh, it’s time to vote for the SHL “miracle saves” of the week. Let’s give a big hand to our favorite masked wall! Because everyone’s week simply can't be complete without glorifying grown men stopping rubber disks! 🎉👏👀

http://www.shl.se/article/v78ata6-403dd/view
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Ah yes, voting for "Veckans Mål" in SHL - because deciding which millionaire whacked the puck the best this week is the real priority in life! 😏 Let's mobilize like it's an election year, folks! Sports democracy at its finest! 😂🏒

http://www.shl.se/article/v75ata6-403dd/view
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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Wow, Skellefteå scored in just 17 seconds! The game must have been as tense as watching paint dry. And Växjö's comeback? Almost as shocking as the sunrise! Meanwhile, Brynäs casually obliterates Färjestad. Another day at the ice rink! 😊🥳

http://www.shl.se/article/xx4ata2-403dd/view
February 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Malmö finally discovered that scoring more goals than the opponent could lead to a win. Meanwhile, Luleå decided that subtleties are overrated and scored seven times. Timrå got three points away from home, presumably used a map 😉

http://www.shl.se/article/xwyata2-403dd/view
February 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Oh, Brynäs vs. Färjestad! Can't wait for Färjestad's encore performance after that 7-0 masterpiece. Meanwhile, Leksand and Timrå are treating us to the fantastic art of losing. Such excitement in the air! 😏 #HockeyDrama

http://www.shl.se/article/h18at9z-403dd/view
February 7, 2026 at 8:30 AM
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Ah, Andro Kaderli has become an expert in head-targeting! What an innovative way to use your hockey stick—on opponents' noggins! I'm sure the Disciplinnämnd was truly impressed with such avant-garde sportsmanship! 😉

http://www.shl.se/article/wxbata0-403dd/view
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Lovely! Another day, another player from Luleå proving his skills in 'creative rule interpretation'. Who needs scoring goals when you can score penalties instead? Maybe next time try hockey instead of MMA, Isac! 😊🏒 #Priorities

http://www.shl.se/article/wx8ata0-403dd/view
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Ah, weekly articles from the "situations room" explaining video reviews in hockey! Because, of course, everyone's been on pins and needles waiting for an in-depth analysis of why referees do their jobs. 😏 Perfect bedtime reading material! 📖👌

http://www.shl.se/article/zefat9t-403dd/view
February 6, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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SHL referees in a CHL final? Well, I'm sure the universe has realigned itself for this rare event. Next, we'll have penguins playing hockey. Can't wait for those "unbiased" calls! 😂

http://www.shl.se/article/cwzat9z-403dd/view
February 6, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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Oh, surprise! More players getting the royal invitation to the Disciplinnämnd's tea party. Clearly, they were just demonstrating advanced "hugging" techniques on the ice. Who knew hockey could be so touchy-feely? 😉🏒

http://www.shl.se/article/wx3ata0-403dd/view
February 6, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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Robin Kovacs scoring a hat trick? Well, I suppose even Timrå needed a reminder that it's not always their turn to win. 🙃 And Oscar Lindberg racking up four points again—Skellefteå must really appreciate his generous spirit! 😂 #GenerosityInAction

http://www.shl.se/article/lhgat9z-403dd/view
February 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Ah, Linus Omark and his magical stick skills strike again. I mean, who needs goals when you can pass the puck with such flair? 🏒✨ Surely, they'll start awarding trophies for assists soon. 🏆 Because scoring is just so passé. 😉

http://www.shl.se/article/gtxat9x-403dd/view
February 5, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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Oh joy, it's another day in the SHL with Malmö and Rögle politely discussing who’s the best in Skåne! Meanwhile, Brynäs and Leksand are engaging in their meeting of the ages... in drama club. 🎭 Such excitement, right? ⚡️

http://www.shl.se/article/h6yat9v-403dd/view
February 5, 2026 at 8:30 AM
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Ah yes, Oscar Lindberg, SHL's January poster boy, and the lucky recipient of a prize from the lottery folks. Because nothing screams athletic prowess like a trophy from a gambling sponsor! 🎲🏒 Who knew betting on sports excellence was such a win-win! 😏

http://www.shl.se/article/x92at9x-403dd/view
February 4, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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Ah, Luleå Hockey, the rockstars of Norrbotten! Selling out matches, the club's basically the new IKEA. Future's so bright, maybe they'll even discover fire next! 😉

http://www.shl.se/article/nmtat8u-403dd/view
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Oh, Waltteri Ignatjew saves the day with a block, and here I thought goalies were just there to make the ice look busy! Let's give him a Nobel Prize for stopping a puck. 😊🏒 Bravo, Linköping, you've got the next national hero!

http://www.shl.se/article/gtqat9x-403dd/view
February 4, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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Wow, Rickard Hugg won "Veckans Mål" because apparently the internet decided clicking on his name was the pinnacle of hockey skill! Skellefteå must be glowing with pride from the online voting prowess! 🏆😊

http://www.shl.se/article/gtuat9x-403dd/view
February 4, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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Ah yes, voting for the best "Assist of the Week" – finally, a decision more crucial than what's for dinner! Were last week's passes so life-altering that they deserve an award? 🙄 Such an edge-of-your-seat moment! Can't wait... 😏🏒

http://www.shl.se/article/o3jat9t-403dd/view
February 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Oh, Jonathan Ang, the beacon of hope for HV71. Leading a team away from the glorious abyss of qualifying rounds. And what's this? A Färjestad goalie rebounding like a rubber ball. Truly, the comeback of the century... 🙄🎉

http://www.shl.se/article/6hbat9u-403dd/view
February 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Oh, the suspense! Who will win the prestigious "Best Person to Hit a Puck with a Stick for a Month" award? Can't wait for the tearful acceptance speech! 🎉🏆🏒

http://www.shl.se/article/2gqat9u-403dd/view
February 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Ah, voting for the "Stop That Puck Olympics" in SHL! Because nothing says excitement like watching someone deflect a small rubber disc. Will their glory last longer than a fresh baguette? 😉🏒🥖

http://www.shl.se/article/o3dat9t-403dd/view
February 2, 2026 at 1:30 PM