Zach
pugsofwar.bsky.social
Zach
@pugsofwar.bsky.social
He/him. LARPer, leftist, nerd, purveyor of puns.
Science!

The only open question is whether the boys need to be in town to be affected by the milkshake's boy-gravity.
April 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The boys are a prerequisite to cracking open a cold one, but cold ones have no inherent boy-drawing power. Milkshakes, on the other hand, are well-documented to bring ALL the boys to the yard.

I think the answer is self-evident.
April 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Nothing has ever made me more viscerallu upset than this presentation.
March 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM