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🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 PumpKing
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Alex | 29 | He/They | AuDHD | Artist, Doll Collector, Former Starbucks Union Organizer
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Cons: cold
Pros: river is really pretty
Photo of a river as seen from a bridge The river is so dark it is almost black Trees line it on either side Bright blue sky is peaking out from puffy white clouds overhead
December 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I touched the plates we serve wet food on while emptying the dishwasher

The summoned him from the comfort of the cat tree
Photo of a black and white cat sitting on a counter, one pow is raised He wants you to give him a handshake The trade offer "I receive x you receive y" meme format A black haired man with hand steepled in front of him Text reads: Trade Offer I receive delicious food You receive one handshake
December 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Weeb ass cat has been snuggling with me to watch anime on the couch pretty much every day this week
Photo of a black and white cat snuggled between the legs of someone wearing green plaid pajama pants
December 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Have you ever seen a man so cozy

Gave him a heating pad on the lowest setting

And he fucking loved it
Photo of a black and white cat with arms outstretched You can only see his head and arms reaching over a brown blanket
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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My reward for finishing my final paper
Photo of two cats laying on legs covered by a knit white blanket A larger black and white cat is in the foreground And an orange kitten is stretched out in the background.
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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May I share

My tiny lions happy to watch the Detroit Lions get their asses kicked with me 🫡/😭

It's the tuxie's first thanksgiving inside (former stray) and the orange ones first thanksgiving ever (she's 8mo old) 🥺❤️
Photo of two cats laying on blue Detroit Lions blanket In the foreground an orange kitten is leaning her head back with a tiny blep A tuxedo is laying behind her, slightly out of focus
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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A bang following by crying in the laundry room

I go to investigate

And the orange one has put herself in baby jail 🙄
Photo of an orange kitten sitting inside a laundry basket She's looking up at the camera with one paw raised
November 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Happy Gay Cardinal Season everyone
Photo of a snow globe featuring two male cardinals
November 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Today's cat enrichment:
Giant box with packing paper and a bunch of toys.

She fucking loves to dig, so this is excellent.

She's having a great time. 🥺
Photo of an orange kitten sitting inside a giant cardboard box, surrounded by brown packing paper and cat toys.
October 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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The fact that she uses her singular orange braincell to love me 🥺❤️
Photo of an orange kitten laying on the chest of a brown haired person, they're both looking into the others eyes with love 🥺❤️
October 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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McRib: happily asleep with Bill

Me: makes a bagel

McRib:
Photo of a black and white cat sitting on the arm of a couch He's begging for my bagel. 🙄
September 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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I wish either of our kitties liked caves/playhouses cause man

I love all of the seasonal ones Aldi has

Theyve got a lot of milage out of the pet couch from the begining of the year though 😂
Photo of two cats laying on a brown pet couch One is a large black and white cat The other is an orange kitten
September 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Got a gamer girl in the house y'all
Photo of an orange polydactyl kitten laying with her paw on my 3ds xl (I'm playing Ever Oasis)
September 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Got a gamer girl in the house y'all
Photo of an orange polydactyl kitten laying with her paw on my 3ds xl (I'm playing Ever Oasis)
September 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Hand shaped ✋
This image is a meme-style post with two halves, both showing maps in the background. The top half shows a colorful map of the United States with the bold text: “TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE FROM” The bottom half shows a world map with the bold text: “USING ONLY 2 WORDS”
September 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Tried to get a picture of the babies on my bed being cute so I can have one of them together on my desk photo holder

Except Chili ...... looks like that 😂
Instax photo of two cats laying on a bed A black and white cat is sleeping on his side in the background An orange kitten is in the foreground, eyes wide and looking confused Blurry close up of an orange kitten's face Her eyes are wide and slightly cross-eyed She looks really goofy and confused
September 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I had stuff to do today
Photo of a person and a black and white cat sitting on a couch The cat is curled his person's leg, face behind their knee
August 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Why does my cat sit like this 😂
Photo of a black and white cat sitting like a man-spreading human He's leaning back against a window with a rainbow privacy cling
August 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Bad News: McRib gave himself brain freeze eating a frozen churuu

Good News: that means he actually has a brain 🥺
Photo, alt text of a black and white cat licking a frozen churuu treat His ears are back, his mouth wide open
July 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Noticed a plant with three leaves on the desire path between the park and Aldi

And I oop
Screenshot of the app "Seek" on a plant identification page for Eastern poison ivy
July 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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A second supervisor has joined the construction site
Photo of two cats (a large black and white one and an orange kitten) sitting in a window watching cement being smoothed
July 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Our apartment complex is redoing the patios

It's our turn today

McRib is watching pretty intently

Heard the guys greet their feline supervisor 😂
Photo of a black and white cat facing away from the camera, watching guys smoothing cement through the lower half of a glass window
July 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Today's garbage turned most exciting toy in the world: cardboard pin backer
An orange kitten, blurry with movement She's standing on carpet next to a round black and silver cardboard pin backer
June 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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It's cute that she wants to be a gamer kitty but I wish I could read the subtitles
Photo of an orange kittens sitting in front of my monitor, blocking the subtitles in an early game cutscene in Horizon Forbidden West
June 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Chili's foster mom asked for photos of her settling in

Thought I should send some to McRibs alma mater too cause when we adopted him, the lady at the shelter said it was bittersweet to see him go cause she kicked him so much 🥺
Photo collage of three different photos of McRib (large black and white cat) and Chili (orange tabby kitten) snuggling in various poses.
June 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM