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Punch Wizard
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Punch Wizard, all around evil guy, lord of the Shadow Lands, sworn nemesis of the so-called hero Tiger Sword, runner up of the Forevera Bodybuilder Competition. (Everyone knows Tiger Sword was juicing.)

Hiring henchmen that can bench at least 400 lbs.
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Princess Evil is a major gamer girl, and loves to play orbline with her squad.

She won't invite me to her raid group. Says I need to "get good". DOES SHE NOT UNDERSTAND I'M A VILLAIN! I AM THE OPPOSITE OF GOOD.

Oh yeah, new episode drops at 2 PM Pacific / 5 PM Pacific today (30 Oct).
Princess Evil, a purple-haired woman with little fangs and an orange dress, is holding a pink game controller while talking to her friend Betrayssia (AKA Tracey, a purple elf woman) on a magic orb, and asking her "Are we going to game or what?"
October 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Funguy the Fungi is setting his alarm for 2PM Pacific / 5PM Eastern tomorrow (AKA Thursday, 30 October).

Why?

Maybe it's because a new episode of Punch Wizard will be coming out!
Funguy the Fungi, a muscular mushroom man, is checking his watch while saying he'd better set an alarm for 2PM PDT/5PM EDT on Thursday.
October 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Princess Evil's got more than one bestie, naturally. She's got charisma to spare after all.

Meet "Tracey" when the next episode comes out.
A screenshot of a timeline in DaVinci Resolve, a video editing application. Most notably is a preview window showing a purple elf woman talking to Princess Evil via an orb. She's got very long hair and her name is Betrayssia (AKA Tracey).
October 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Look a guy has a skull face and takes a long nap and everyone thinks he's dead.

Well I'm up. I'm up! Stop throwing dirt in this hole!

Here's a little WIP as proof of life.
Screenshot of Adobe Photoshop. It looks like someone's working on a new Punch Wizard episode. There's a PSD open showing PW and his minions in a dungeon with Tiger Wizard, and behind that you can see one of the Fistress at night. Oooooh.
October 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Minions! I again regret to inform you that I am still on a trip this week (I swear it has nothing to do with Funguy the Fungi).

I do wish, however, to see who my loyal followers are. Share a doodle of your #henchsona to show us your gains! 💪
The glorious Punch Wizard, a skull-headed muscular wizard, and his henchfolk: the yellow one-eyed big-brained Psiclops, the green and mean queen of suplexes She-Orc, and the incomprehensible, fish-headed blue-skinned Fishdude. The title “Punch Wizard and the Vile Henchmen” is over them, which is still up to negotiation. The Henchfolk Union would like to get it changed.
June 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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This last ep we met my newest henchman: Funguy the Fungi.

I’m on a trip this week, so there won’t be a new ep this upcoming Punchday (I might get some scribble’d comics up, we’ll see!) But instead, I’m asking all my henchfolk out there this:

What’s your #henchsona? Draw a hench and share!
A cartooon image of Funguy the Fungi, a muscular mushroom man. He’s got gray skin, a red mushroom cap head with no eyes or nose and a mouth on the stalk/neck just beneath. He’s muscular and fit with red shorts and boots, and wears a lot of gold bling.
June 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Jimothy just wants to sing out his feelings.

Yuck. That guy, I tell you what.

#animation #cartoon
June 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Laughtrack's Laughtractor is our main transportation. It's great, honest! Except for all the fast food wrappers and cups that LT leaves scattered around inside.

Like, a clean life is a swole life, my bro. 💪
Laughtrack, a hyena-man hybrid (a gnoll, if you will) is sitting in the Laughtractor drinking a beverage through a straw. The Laughtractor is a blue, open-topped vehicle with purple front light covers. It has big tank-like treads. It would look great in a Jonny Quest cartoon. Speaking of which, doesn't it feel like it shold be "Johnny"? Just saying. Anyhow, it's a pretty dope ride, other than all the fast food wrappers cluttering the inside.
June 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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100 henchfolk over on YouTube? Excellent!

Mua ha ha ha ha! Tiger Sword better watch out.

(Anyone looking to join my legion of evil, absolutely ripped henchfolk can do so over at www.youtube.com/@punchwizard).

Keep flexing, my loval minions! 💪
A screenshot of Punch Wizard's YouTube page, proudly showing he has 100 henchfolk now loyally subscribed. They're the most muscular, attractive, intelligent minions out there. Absolutely amazing.
June 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Excellent! Henchman @ludicrouslimes.bsky.social has created a most sinister portrait of yours truly with his fan art. Someone's getting an extra protein shake comped after todays workout sesh.

Feast your eyes and applaud him! 💪
Fan art of the glorious Punch Wizard. It's an epic, dangerous looking portrait of an extremely muscled, skull-faced wizard with a hood, under which is a trucker cap with an exploding fist patch on it. This is one swole, dangerous looking villain. Tiger Sword better watch out.
June 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Tiger Sword has some really messed up friends. Like this guy, Gunstache. He needs therapy and a hug or something.

Besides, everyone knows the coolest warriors use swole arms, not firearms. Get lifting or get wrecked! 💪
June 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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See? What did I tell you?! Every time Fishdude is suntanning, the henchmen just get hungry and drop what they're doing to go eat.

Shameless.

In other news, I'm looking for henchmen who can bench at least 400 lbs and photosynthesize.

#cartoon #animation
May 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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A new episode of "Punch Wizard", the series by award winning cartoonist* Kyle Weems that is called "Bloody Amazing" and "Peak Fiction" by Internet commentators, is going live tomorrow morning.

There's kissy face stuff.

(*yes, an award winning cartoonist, but very *very* small awards.)
Princess Evil, a fit and stylish woman with a tiara, purple hair, and a styling orange top, is kissing Punch Wizard, who's like the most muscular green guy you've ever seen with a skull for a face and a trucker cap. He looks as surprised as you are that she's giving him a kiss instead of kissing Tiger Sword, the jerk of a hero that Punch Wizard is a sworn nemesis of. Like, really, screw that guy.
May 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Both Fishdude and Princess Evil love to sunbathe on sunny days on Punch Mountain. It's all well fine and good until Fishdude starts sizzling, then everyone stops henching and wants to break early for lunch. *sigh*
A cartoon image of a sunny day on Punch Mountain. Princess Evil is resting in a pink two-piece swimsuit on a beach chair under a sun umbrella. She's got long purple hair and her eyes are closed as she relaxes. Nearby on a beach blanket, Fishdude is lying down and sleeping in the sun. He's a strange looking fishman with, like, a whole fish for a head. It's really a weird head, man. He also is wearing a yellow speedo as his attire. He's so freaking fit, like all of Punch Wizard's henchmen. He's beginning to sizzle, with sizzle lines going up off him. Grilled fish. Mmmmm.
May 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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OK, yeah. Objectively Tiger Sword is one fit, muscled dude who maximizes his gains. But I don't have a crush on him. That's absurd! I'm a villain! He's a hero! Imagine what the other villains would say. No, I'm going to destroy him. Honest!

[Full ep. at: youtu.be/g_AB8fNPTrQ ] #animation #cartoon
May 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I don't know what the [beep] is going on, but it's [beep]ing driving me insane!

[Full ep. at: youtu.be/g_AB8fNPTrQ]
May 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Look, Psiclops has good physique to be one of my henchmen. But I'm not convinced about his claim about being a mind reader. It's a funny party trick, though.

#animation #cartoon
May 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Look at this! I do believe that @bertcake.bsky.social has officially created the first piece of Punch Wizard fan art! Thank you so much, Bert! I'm adding you to my henchmen list!

And I agree, who bothers with a monologue when you can just intimidate heroes with some flexes. 💪
A two panel comic. The top panel says "Normal Villains 'Dumb Monologue'" over a flashy noble with a glass of wine in a throne droning on and on "What is a Man...?" In the second panel, a totally sick dude with big beefy arms and a skull for a face with a nice trucker hat with a fist on it is flexing, showing off his gains. He's saying "TWO MORE POSES BEFORE I DROP AN ASS KICKING." He's so cool.
May 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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I'll be honest. Fishdude freaks me out. And nobody can understand him. But he's jacked and obeys orders. That's good enough for this villain.
A fishman walking out of the water in a jungle oasis. But like, there's something wrong with this dude. He's blue and as muscular as the rock, but his head... it's just like a whole-ass fish sticking up where his neck should be, with the mouth and eye facing towards the top. What the heck man. He's also only wearing a yellow speedo which has some Aquaman energy. He could totally take Aquaman in a fight, I mean look at his muscles. This guy's a brick wall. But still, that head. Freaky as heck man. Freaky.
May 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Laughtrack is a great henchman. Really packs down the protein in the quest for more gains.

But I'll be honest. I still don't know which eye to look into when talking to him. Mostly because he keeps switching which one he's looking at me with.
A hyena man who is absolutely swole. Really stacked. He's got a strange grin and his eyes point in absolutely different directions. He's a strange one, this guy. Wears a blue frill at the neck and some straps. Real avant garde stuff.
May 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I don't get why people are stanning for Jimothy. Look at his noodle arms! If he's not going to respect himself with a grueling workout regimen, I don't know why I need to respect him with a promotion. He should be lucky he's allowed to fetch me protein shakes and clean the gym!
May 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Psiclops senses that some of you may need a kick start to your Saturday morning. Punch Wizard recommends a dozen raw eggs and catching the first episode of his new show if you haven't done so yet.

Here's the eggs: 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

Here's the ep: youtu.be/39Qe82T65Hk
May 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM