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lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound)

@punklesbian07.bsky.social

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It/Its, Plural Hivemind 21+ 🔞🔞🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ Trained and obedient hound for our handler Flagellant. We bleed for our goddess Our Handler consents for us! :) DM’s open

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lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · Sep 1

New Pin post!

Hey I’m BunnyHound

-The biggest lesbian in the world
-Mostly posts random thoughts and reposts others NSFW stuff
-Lotsa women
-Some irl pics
-It/Its, We/Us

Freaky shit like our bio! No minors!

Trained, obedient hound for our handler with our other half

Talk to us we are lonely🐰🐇

Hound sitting on the floor where it belongs, next to handler, who is sitting on a chair

Hound with its deteriorating muzzle that’s breaking from daily rough fighting

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lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 1h

Nono we don’t lose focus she gives us more reason to win when She appears it means we did well!!
But for you
You’d be distracted by how amazing She is and so thankful She showed up for you

And good!
We love to play with our food beforehand haha

lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 3h

Look Ton’ I know this sounds crazy but the broads in this book are nuts. Dere’s this one called Sartha a-and I swear she’s more fuckin’ loco the hooker I banged last week at The Badda-Bing! You gotta believe me Ton’ this book is crazy but it’s fuckin’ worth it!

lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 3h

That’s fine! Handler says we don’t need to meet in person to get exactly what we need from you
And when we meet on the battlefield dont be surprised when you suddenly lose focus and Handler decides to talk to you!
She’s nice like that! To give you Her attention

lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 3h

As time goes and we get an extra week each day we have come to terms that we are also most likely in permanent chastity
We suffer together

lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 3h

Not when we distribute the liquids to all the commonfolk and everyone takes a sip until theres none left

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Syvaron @syvaron.bsky.social · 4h

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lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 4h

You know what they do to royalty
Get in the guillotine

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lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 4h

Shut up dumbass you wish you could clean boots youre jealous we get to clean boots everyday with our tongue

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lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 4h

Literally spent the first 2 hours being awake thinking about being treated like a dog and told not to talk and being kicked to the floor for it and leaked more than we have in months its so fucking over pack

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lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 4h

What
Boots are for licking
Who said they arent
They’re dumb

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lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 4h

Its been
8 days
And our body is already so sensitive we got wet from being punched and we are soooooooooi fucking horny this is awful AND Handler GAVE US 2 MORE WEEKS FOR BEING BAD WERE SO FUCKED

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lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 4h

Handler saw this and immediately drew our real sword and did this to us our life fucking rules

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lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 4h

Yes please

Claudifops @charlatanmonarch.bsky.social · Jul 6

You'd think that a princess would be more afraid of having a blade to her throat!

The secret is that most princesses are actually massive perverts

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Lee Casebolt @leecasebolt.bsky.social · 5h

If you're firing pepper balls at a guy in a giant frog costume do you even have the kind of self-awareness and capacity for introspection required to wonder what went wrong with your life?

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 2d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 5h

Grumble mumble mumble Handler says nothing is wrong with it……..

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lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 6h

Just like we said we will strangle you

lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 6h

Oh not you too this counsel is getting too big we cant keep up

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lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 6h

U get to used to it

lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 6h

We will strangle you

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lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 6h

grumblgrumblegrumble

Handler says there is a council and its job is to make sure we dont act up and that She gets final say so the votes go to Her grumblr grumvle grumble….

lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 6h

WE ARENT A PRINCESS NO MORE PRINCESS

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lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah but you were asking for it its only natural

lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 6h

This cant be happening

lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 6h

BUT
BUT
BUT
whine

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lobotomy knight (Lizzyhound) @punklesbian07.bsky.social · 6h

Shut up nerd!!

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