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I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 AM
I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
- Quatro Sinko.
- Quatro Sinko.
February 9, 2026 at 10:01 AM
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
- Quatro Sinko.
- Quatro Sinko.
Why do cows wear bells?
- Because their horns don't work!
- Because their horns don't work!
February 6, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Why do cows wear bells?
- Because their horns don't work!
- Because their horns don't work!
Why is crucified Jesus always depicted with six-pack abs?
- He did CrossFit.
- He did CrossFit.
February 5, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Why is crucified Jesus always depicted with six-pack abs?
- He did CrossFit.
- He did CrossFit.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
February 4, 2026 at 9:37 AM
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What kind of car did Whitney Houston drive?
- A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiii
- A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiii
February 3, 2026 at 9:34 AM
What kind of car did Whitney Houston drive?
- A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiii
- A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiii
A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.
- I told her "No, thanks. The carton works fine".
- I told her "No, thanks. The carton works fine".
February 2, 2026 at 9:40 AM
A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.
- I told her "No, thanks. The carton works fine".
- I told her "No, thanks. The carton works fine".
A Roman walks into a bar and raises 2 fingers and says to the bartender...
- "Five beers, please."
- "Five beers, please."
January 30, 2026 at 9:32 AM
A Roman walks into a bar and raises 2 fingers and says to the bartender...
- "Five beers, please."
- "Five beers, please."
How does a Jewish person make tea?
- Hebrews it.
- Hebrews it.
January 29, 2026 at 9:35 AM
How does a Jewish person make tea?
- Hebrews it.
- Hebrews it.
Why did the banana go see a doctor?
- Because it wasn't peeling well.
- Because it wasn't peeling well.
January 28, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Why did the banana go see a doctor?
- Because it wasn't peeling well.
- Because it wasn't peeling well.
The gas Argon walks into a bar.
The barkeeper says "What would you like to drink?"
- But Argon doesn't react.
The barkeeper says "What would you like to drink?"
- But Argon doesn't react.
January 27, 2026 at 9:27 AM
The gas Argon walks into a bar.
The barkeeper says "What would you like to drink?"
- But Argon doesn't react.
The barkeeper says "What would you like to drink?"
- But Argon doesn't react.
The gas Argon walks into a bar.
The barkeeper says "What would you like to drink?"
- But Argon doesn't react.
The barkeeper says "What would you like to drink?"
- But Argon doesn't react.
January 26, 2026 at 9:28 AM
The gas Argon walks into a bar.
The barkeeper says "What would you like to drink?"
- But Argon doesn't react.
The barkeeper says "What would you like to drink?"
- But Argon doesn't react.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
January 23, 2026 at 9:24 AM
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Why do front end developers eat lunch alone?
- Because they don't know how to join tables.
- Because they don't know how to join tables.
January 22, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Why do front end developers eat lunch alone?
- Because they don't know how to join tables.
- Because they don't know how to join tables.
Which is faster, Hot or cold?
- Hot, because you can catch a cold
- Hot, because you can catch a cold
January 21, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Which is faster, Hot or cold?
- Hot, because you can catch a cold
- Hot, because you can catch a cold
A Roman walks into a bar and raises 2 fingers and says to the bartender...
- "Five beers, please."
- "Five beers, please."
January 20, 2026 at 9:28 AM
A Roman walks into a bar and raises 2 fingers and says to the bartender...
- "Five beers, please."
- "Five beers, please."
What do you call a witch at the beach?
- A Sandwich.
- A Sandwich.
January 19, 2026 at 9:28 AM
What do you call a witch at the beach?
- A Sandwich.
- A Sandwich.
Why did the koala get rejected?
- Because he did not have any koalafication.
- Because he did not have any koalafication.
January 16, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Why did the koala get rejected?
- Because he did not have any koalafication.
- Because he did not have any koalafication.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
January 15, 2026 at 9:22 AM
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Do you know what killed the man who had a two ton pumpkin fall on him?
- He was squashed.
- He was squashed.
January 14, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Do you know what killed the man who had a two ton pumpkin fall on him?
- He was squashed.
- He was squashed.
Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop?
- It's too high a price "toupee."
- It's too high a price "toupee."
January 13, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop?
- It's too high a price "toupee."
- It's too high a price "toupee."
The gas Argon walks into a bar.
The barkeeper says "What would you like to drink?"
- But Argon doesn't react.
The barkeeper says "What would you like to drink?"
- But Argon doesn't react.
January 12, 2026 at 9:27 AM
The gas Argon walks into a bar.
The barkeeper says "What would you like to drink?"
- But Argon doesn't react.
The barkeeper says "What would you like to drink?"
- But Argon doesn't react.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.
- Then it dawned on me.
- Then it dawned on me.
January 9, 2026 at 9:22 AM
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.
- Then it dawned on me.
- Then it dawned on me.
I walked into a bar once.
- It really hurt my head.
- It really hurt my head.
January 8, 2026 at 9:23 AM
I walked into a bar once.
- It really hurt my head.
- It really hurt my head.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.
- Then it dawned on me.
- Then it dawned on me.
January 7, 2026 at 9:23 AM
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.
- Then it dawned on me.
- Then it dawned on me.