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Ben Puntch
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I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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Perfect weather to spend all day playing Stardew and eating charcuterie from a plastic baggie, which is great because I was going to do that anyway.
A snowy parking lot, apartment building, and greenway seen from a balcony
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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We just tried to go out there and have fun and leave it all on the field
A thanksgiving plate with porketta, Brussels sprouts, and mashed potatoes with gravy
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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It’s a thanksgiving miracle
A case of Lagunitas Shugga beer sitting on a stove
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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This is Bruce who gets called Chonk, Chonkstopher, or Anjou Bartlett Bosc (because he is pear shaped)
A chubby gray cat reclining on a red blanket
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I whooped Batman’s ass
I whooped Batman’s ass
I whooped Batman’s ass
I whooped Batman’s ass
I whooped Batman’s ass
The pope sings
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Fuck it we ball
Big ol charcuterie board
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Sleepytime
A grey cat lays under a red blanket with his head on a blue pillow, asleep. Just behind him is a bald man sleeping with his arm over the cat
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Bart, Homer, and Marge in a conga line with the caption "Fortnite Moe The Simpsons"
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Mutton Chops
An adoption picture for a grey cat named Mutton Chops, who has extremely long fur around his face that really does look like mutton chops
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Dale Gribble for Arlen Gun Club President in the Zohran fonts
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Couldn't settle on one joke
Smith And Jones Forever in the Zohran fonts In 1984 I was Hospitalized For Approaching perfection in the Zohran fonts
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Simon hates Bruce so it’s a real w to get a picture with both of them
A large grey cat and a smaller brown and white tabby cat on a man’s lap.
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Halloween-behind-the-iron-curtain-ass candy
those awful chewy peanut butter candies
October 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Francesca Fiore from Kids in the Hall with a speech bubble so it looks like she's saying the quoted post
October 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Don Draper says "That's what Angelico is for"
October 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Eating dinner while my wife is in the hospital:
"Nothing is true, everything is permitted" with some Assassin's Creed doof
October 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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He loves his pickle
A grey cat laying on a wood floor with a green pickle toy under one paw. He is looking at the camera with big, green eyes
October 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Women don't like the vehicle
Herkimer Battle Jitney, the finest non-lethal combat vehicle ever produced
October 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Absurd creature
A grey tabby cat lying on a red blanket. He has his paw wrapped around a person’s hand
October 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Nacho, nacho man
Big ol plate of nachos
September 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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You think I can just leave this handsome man in a shelter?
a white and black cat with dark eyes looking toward the camera.
September 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING DADDY, SHINYA MIGHT BE SUSPENDED BUT MIDNIGHT HASHIMOTO IS STILL GONNA TAKE CHONO BEHIND THE WOODSHED
The midnight rider
September 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Corpse Scent: now in four great flavors.
a website selling four different kinds of corpse scent
September 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Not even a screenshot. Disgraceful
The rotten tomatoes review of Soldier(1998)
September 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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It’s beautiful
Alexander Otsuka Charlie Brown shirt
September 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM