Katie (your dice gremlin pal)
@punultimateword.bsky.social
Nerdery, puns, and a healthy love of guillotines
Does Baba Yaga's house make little houses? Are there tiny, adorable chicken-footed cottages running around behind a bigger house somewhere in the forest?
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Does Baba Yaga's house make little houses? Are there tiny, adorable chicken-footed cottages running around behind a bigger house somewhere in the forest?
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"You shouldn't make art for the money" buddy I'll take it one step further and say we shouldn't have to labor for capital at all but in the meantime pay an artist
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"You shouldn't make art for the money" buddy I'll take it one step further and say we shouldn't have to labor for capital at all but in the meantime pay an artist
I find so many cool mushrooms in the mornings on my walk to work. My kingdom for a website where I can just submit a picture and go, "yo, can I eat this?"
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I find so many cool mushrooms in the mornings on my walk to work. My kingdom for a website where I can just submit a picture and go, "yo, can I eat this?"
I was reading a book on phosphorus and had to put it down because I got too angry at capitalism
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I was reading a book on phosphorus and had to put it down because I got too angry at capitalism
Bless her heart, Stranger Danger thought Diabolos at the end of the Dun Scaith raid in #FFXIV was a bird and kept batting at the screen trying to catch him. She may be a pretty cat, but she certainly isn't a smart one.
October 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Bless her heart, Stranger Danger thought Diabolos at the end of the Dun Scaith raid in #FFXIV was a bird and kept batting at the screen trying to catch him. She may be a pretty cat, but she certainly isn't a smart one.
Group chat is currently having a Socratic debate categorizing clothing into "pocket" or "tube". I love these goobers
October 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Group chat is currently having a Socratic debate categorizing clothing into "pocket" or "tube". I love these goobers
If Bruce Banner multiclassed into rogue, he could rebrand as "The Incredible Skulk"
September 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
If Bruce Banner multiclassed into rogue, he could rebrand as "The Incredible Skulk"
Partner: So, explain to me why you needed to buy the expensive aquarium soil?
Me: Because it's...um....*long pause while trying, and failing, to remember the word "enriched"* Because it's flavor-blasted for plants?
Me: Because it's...um....*long pause while trying, and failing, to remember the word "enriched"* Because it's flavor-blasted for plants?
August 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Partner: So, explain to me why you needed to buy the expensive aquarium soil?
Me: Because it's...um....*long pause while trying, and failing, to remember the word "enriched"* Because it's flavor-blasted for plants?
Me: Because it's...um....*long pause while trying, and failing, to remember the word "enriched"* Because it's flavor-blasted for plants?
All I can say is that if this is how painful it is to get shingles, it's a good thing houses can't scream
August 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
All I can say is that if this is how painful it is to get shingles, it's a good thing houses can't scream
Thinking lately about how #ttrpg GMs add their own little nerdy flair to homebrew settings and it's entirely charming. Like, I have a DM who always adds tons of bureaucracy and a bunch of linguistics, and my own players know they're going to get complex monster ecosystems wherever they travel.
August 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Thinking lately about how #ttrpg GMs add their own little nerdy flair to homebrew settings and it's entirely charming. Like, I have a DM who always adds tons of bureaucracy and a bunch of linguistics, and my own players know they're going to get complex monster ecosystems wherever they travel.
I don't think I've ever wanted a set of dice so badly in my goblin hoarder life
QRP with your skull art!
"The Vanquished" 😌💕
"The Vanquished" 😌💕
August 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I don't think I've ever wanted a set of dice so badly in my goblin hoarder life
If I had a dollar for every time I set up a phone interview and the candidate forgot to disable the "straight to voicemail" setting I could probably buy myself a nice bar tab.
July 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
If I had a dollar for every time I set up a phone interview and the candidate forgot to disable the "straight to voicemail" setting I could probably buy myself a nice bar tab.
I think my favorite thing about creating a bioactive vivarium for my hermit crabs is that when I open it up to feed them it smells like forest
July 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I think my favorite thing about creating a bioactive vivarium for my hermit crabs is that when I open it up to feed them it smells like forest
Saw a sign while walking downtown for "Victor's mole ribs" and was horribly disappointed when I realized it was referring to the sauce and not the tiny, furry mammal
July 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Saw a sign while walking downtown for "Victor's mole ribs" and was horribly disappointed when I realized it was referring to the sauce and not the tiny, furry mammal
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crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants
June 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants
I have taken to voicing majestic animals like pegasus with increasingly ridiculous voices during my ttrpg sessions and let me tell you, the satisfaction of seeing the player reactions is *chef's kiss*
June 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I have taken to voicing majestic animals like pegasus with increasingly ridiculous voices during my ttrpg sessions and let me tell you, the satisfaction of seeing the player reactions is *chef's kiss*
Had a dream that I was at a Belgian waffle taco bar and now I am low-key obsessed with making this actually happen
June 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Had a dream that I was at a Belgian waffle taco bar and now I am low-key obsessed with making this actually happen
'Tis the season of me singing "mangonada" to the tune of Mas Que Nada and driving everyone around me crazy as I sip my fruity beverage
May 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
'Tis the season of me singing "mangonada" to the tune of Mas Que Nada and driving everyone around me crazy as I sip my fruity beverage
There's a lot of garbage happening in the world right now, but this morning it was gorgeous and sunny as I walked to work and it's moments like that which help keep the Despair at bay
May 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
There's a lot of garbage happening in the world right now, but this morning it was gorgeous and sunny as I walked to work and it's moments like that which help keep the Despair at bay
Saw "Sinners" last night, which was very good, but now I keep thinking the phrase "evil stepdancing" and laughing to myself
April 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Saw "Sinners" last night, which was very good, but now I keep thinking the phrase "evil stepdancing" and laughing to myself
Opened a bag of chips and about 75% were crushed, so I just poured them in a bowl and am eating them with a spoon because we no longer live in a society. All is permitted. Nothing is sacred.
April 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Opened a bag of chips and about 75% were crushed, so I just poured them in a bowl and am eating them with a spoon because we no longer live in a society. All is permitted. Nothing is sacred.
Explaining cantrips and prepared spells as never-ending breadsticks vs menu items is probably my favorite analogy I've ever used with a new #dnd player
April 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Explaining cantrips and prepared spells as never-ending breadsticks vs menu items is probably my favorite analogy I've ever used with a new #dnd player