RIVER 🐾🏳️🌈 🐶(Jason)
@pup-river.bsky.social
Opinionated, non factual weirdo, Sarcastic homo Pup! Most of the stuff I post is a load of bollox!
LGBTQ+ 🏳️🌈 He/Him/His/Pole/Pup (sometimes hole). I suck dick. U=U.
Pup safe space 🐾 🏳️🌈
Husband of Pup Four @pupfour.bsky.social
Telegram: @PupRiver
LGBTQ+ 🏳️🌈 He/Him/His/Pole/Pup (sometimes hole). I suck dick. U=U.
Pup safe space 🐾 🏳️🌈
Husband of Pup Four @pupfour.bsky.social
Telegram: @PupRiver
Not at all been in the mood for Christmas tree decorating. But.... Got all the decorations out.
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Not at all been in the mood for Christmas tree decorating. But.... Got all the decorations out.
Watching "Love Actually" and I'm in awe of the London sky line back then, the Gherkin under construction and hardly any glass skyscrapers. Amazing.
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Watching "Love Actually" and I'm in awe of the London sky line back then, the Gherkin under construction and hardly any glass skyscrapers. Amazing.
Bought shortbread. Shortbread only exists at Christmas.
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Bought shortbread. Shortbread only exists at Christmas.
If I don't have a 6 pack after all this coughing, I'll be fucking annoyed!
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
If I don't have a 6 pack after all this coughing, I'll be fucking annoyed!
Good morning you gorgeous lot. Beautifully sunny day on the south coast today. Might get myself out for a stroll. Wishing you all a wonderful day! Whatever you are up to, enjoy yourself and stay safe ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Good morning you gorgeous lot. Beautifully sunny day on the south coast today. Might get myself out for a stroll. Wishing you all a wonderful day! Whatever you are up to, enjoy yourself and stay safe ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
I love making my own creations. To match my pup hood, I've been adding fur to my jeans, it is in the trial stage but I love it. RIVER's look is very much "hippy, sequins, glitter, part furry" ... Me!
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I love making my own creations. To match my pup hood, I've been adding fur to my jeans, it is in the trial stage but I love it. RIVER's look is very much "hippy, sequins, glitter, part furry" ... Me!
Reposted by RIVER 🐾🏳️🌈 🐶(Jason)
Our Black Friday sale is on til Monday!
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Our Black Friday sale is on til Monday!
The husband is off out on his work Christmas dinner. I'm home alone. What shall I do?
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The husband is off out on his work Christmas dinner. I'm home alone. What shall I do?
I really want to see Pillion but I'm very against straight actors playing gay roles... But.... But.... BUT... it's the first mainstream feature film with a pup in it and a lot of kink!
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I really want to see Pillion but I'm very against straight actors playing gay roles... But.... But.... BUT... it's the first mainstream feature film with a pup in it and a lot of kink!
The husband bought me a couple of sets of incandescent LED fairy lights. I cannot explain my excitement! They look and glow like real old fashioned glass bulb fairy lights!! Just beautiful.
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The husband bought me a couple of sets of incandescent LED fairy lights. I cannot explain my excitement! They look and glow like real old fashioned glass bulb fairy lights!! Just beautiful.
#ImACelebrity is also really annoying me. It's old and outdated. The challenges are the same, year after year. Dec & Ant's jokes are old and pathetic, their "fart" jokes are so childish. I refused to watch last year due to cunt Farage being on. I'm done with that outdated crap.
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
#ImACelebrity is also really annoying me. It's old and outdated. The challenges are the same, year after year. Dec & Ant's jokes are old and pathetic, their "fart" jokes are so childish. I refused to watch last year due to cunt Farage being on. I'm done with that outdated crap.
Don't think I can donate any of my toys.
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Don't think I can donate any of my toys.
Felt cold today. Got a spicy beef & kidney stew brewing in the slow cooker. I'll be dipping my baguette later!!
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Felt cold today. Got a spicy beef & kidney stew brewing in the slow cooker. I'll be dipping my baguette later!!
I know it is working hours, but seriously people, leave me alone. I'm on TikTok. Colleagues are so needy!
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I know it is working hours, but seriously people, leave me alone. I'm on TikTok. Colleagues are so needy!
Good morning you sexy beasts. Well, #DragRaceUK was very, erm, surprising..... Wast it? 😏. Ooh well, Friday it is. I'm wishing you all a wonderfully gay day filled with hole & pole. Stay safe. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Good morning you sexy beasts. Well, #DragRaceUK was very, erm, surprising..... Wast it? 😏. Ooh well, Friday it is. I'm wishing you all a wonderfully gay day filled with hole & pole. Stay safe. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Pineapple on a pizza is like dick in the arse, it just works!
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Pineapple on a pizza is like dick in the arse, it just works!
It pisses me off that a shop will sell a pack of salad tomatoes for 69p but right next to them, they have the exact same tomatoes for £1.45 but named "vine" tomatoes. Every single fucking tomato plant is a vine, how gullible are people??
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It pisses me off that a shop will sell a pack of salad tomatoes for 69p but right next to them, they have the exact same tomatoes for £1.45 but named "vine" tomatoes. Every single fucking tomato plant is a vine, how gullible are people??
I really don't get Stranger Things and the hype over it. Partly watched series 1. Got bored.
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I really don't get Stranger Things and the hype over it. Partly watched series 1. Got bored.
Morning! Bit early, innit? MORNING!! Fabulous Thursday, have a wonderful day you gorgeous lot. Much love ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Morning! Bit early, innit? MORNING!! Fabulous Thursday, have a wonderful day you gorgeous lot. Much love ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
In pub listening to a table of 6 elderly moaning about the budget. "We need Boris back, he would've never taxed us having expensive homes", "where am I going to get £2k extra, this is for my kids". "It's like the family farm tax, absolutely disgusting". "I'm voting Reform next"
😳😳😳 I can't even....
😳😳😳 I can't even....
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
In pub listening to a table of 6 elderly moaning about the budget. "We need Boris back, he would've never taxed us having expensive homes", "where am I going to get £2k extra, this is for my kids". "It's like the family farm tax, absolutely disgusting". "I'm voting Reform next"
😳😳😳 I can't even....
😳😳😳 I can't even....
I was hoping she would scrap stamp duty, but still not taxed the rich and the huge corporations enough.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I was hoping she would scrap stamp duty, but still not taxed the rich and the huge corporations enough.
I fancy watching Pride again.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I fancy watching Pride again.
Yes yes I know, straight to hell.
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Yes yes I know, straight to hell.
Natural yoghurt with mint and cucumber is soooo much nicer than mayonnaise and only 25 calories per tablespoon where mayonnaise is 100 calories per tablespoon.
Needless to say, we make our own minty yogurt sauce. Goes with everything.... Nom nom nom.
Needless to say, we make our own minty yogurt sauce. Goes with everything.... Nom nom nom.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Natural yoghurt with mint and cucumber is soooo much nicer than mayonnaise and only 25 calories per tablespoon where mayonnaise is 100 calories per tablespoon.
Needless to say, we make our own minty yogurt sauce. Goes with everything.... Nom nom nom.
Needless to say, we make our own minty yogurt sauce. Goes with everything.... Nom nom nom.