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Your Dog’s Crush 🐶💞
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www.muzzlesup.com
UW-AAB (UW-Certified in Applied Animal Behavior)
FFCP (Fear Free Certified Dog Trainer)
ADHD-AF (Certified Hot Mess)

Raver #PLUR ✨
Oglala Lakota 🪶
Seattle sports enthusiast
Podcaster 🐾
Foodie
Kaleidoscope of chaos
She/Her
Pinned
For 📌 to cover all bases:
• PLEASE no DM’s before @‘ing me in public to tell me. I won’t check them
• VERY happy to help with dog advice, but I am a professional and that’s my livelihood, remember
• I’m all over the place - prepare for sports, dogs, raves, and nonsense
• Me in a nutshell:
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A reply guy, except they’re available to answer questions and summarize articles when needed
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Hi friends! This is mine and my mom’s podcast!! 🩷
Follow us on Spotify:

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Or follow us on Apple:
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Or literally wherever our RSS feeds to 😁
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Look what’s out, wherever you get your podcasts!
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I wonder if Fahlo would sponsor a trip to find my penguin if we put it on our podcast adventures.
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
@rabidbabyduck.bsky.social got to go to ren fest and she brought me home the gift of more anxiety
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
My kid got me a penguin kinda. Her name is Regina George. Kinda. I love her.
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
We’re only hours away from the launch of our new podcast, Mom, Watch This! We made kandi for our mic stands…
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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I’m still so fucking angry.

Breaking a 64 year old record set by a switch hitting outfielder (and one of the most famous and celebrated) doesn't matter? And a positional HR record? All while Playing the hardest position in baseball?

Judge was great, Raleigh was literally legendary.
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Fuck the mlb
November 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Watching Inside Out, trying to take notes for the next MWT episode…
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Yesterday, we had two DOA’s - one was coming in to have a swollen foot looked at, and had passed away in the car on the way in. One was a cat who’d passed the night before, and they wanted to do a cremation.

Then we had a Euthanasia as the end of the day. A 7yo boxer who had some health issues…
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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We need a DOJ that is uncompromised. Otherwise, this is simply social media fodder. Someone…somewhere…has to indict him. I can’t get excited until that happens.
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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I'm always genuinely surprised when I get to the end of my workday and I'm not dead
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Meanwhile at my desk
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Can today just fuck off
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Did I already ask y’all which platform I should use for a weekly live rescue q&a? I want to do discord but I’m afraid new adopters won’t sign up.

Is there a way for multiple people to sign in to the same account there, and just use that? Is there a “use as guest” option?

If not discord, where?
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Northern lights from the Pacific Northwest! 🤠 (Fuck my motherfucking life)
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
IT DOES
My mom just said Coke (the soda) tastes like somebody put salt in Pepsi. She goes “NO! Not even salt! Like Mrs. Dash!” 😭😭😭 WHAT
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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💜you are important to someone💜

🧡it is okay to not be okay🧡

🩷you are loved unconditionally🩷

💚it is okay to to be scared💚

🩵you are more than enough🩵
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Me: I didn’t earn the hydro massage today
Kid: ok then we’ll do them tomorrow
Me <turns around>: no, I earned them last week
Kid: jfc



Me, with a bruised back from the massage chair last week at the nail place:
a man with a mustache is laying on a couch and says screaming
ALT: a man with a mustache is laying on a couch and says screaming
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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“FUCK JESSE EISENBERG I CANT OVER THE FACEBOOK MOVIE MOTHERFUCKIN SPIDER-MAN FUCKIN ROWING THE BOAT I CANT EVEN LIKE ☠️ MAN ALL I CAN THINK OF IS WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK?!” ass energy
Me to the kid today, after trying the Subway festive turkey sandwich…
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
And I’m such a brat, I threw it in the garbage and pouted. Then I had to go to Arby’s tonight for the Gobbler and omfg am I happy I did
Me to the kid today, after trying the Subway festive turkey sandwich…
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Me to the kid today, after trying the Subway festive turkey sandwich…
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
If you think I’m using unsalted butter in any recipe EVER (besides my candy cane cookies) you’re crazy.
November 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If fuckwit and his lackies REALLY want a legacy that lasts, they would give the people universal healthcare.
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM