just inhaled so much helium i felt like i was gonna pass out and performed christmas carols. and i think that’s what christmas is all about

just saw a grown man getting his ears pierced at claire’s. and yknow what? hell yeah

i have to listen to midwest emo (any) in my car for ten minutes before my shift, and ten minutes of knocked loose (specifically) after my shift, lest i perish

HUGE fan of caesar salad

not sure if i can be weird on here yet

“freak” as a term of endearment

babygirl i’m haunted by visions you couldn’t even BEGIN to fathom