On every question he went on loop that he would never sell his trees, even though I never asked for that, just some nerd to nerd advices. It made me think "wow, his brain probably shrunk like his trees, as a side effect, I should not get down this rabbit hole".

The one and only time I met a bonzai nerd I was impressed and ask him how did he put up with that, what kind of tree species are best for starters, how to prevent the urge of over/under care, etc.

He told me with pure despise in his voice that His Art Was Not For Sale Stop Asking How Much To Buy It

*woof*

Damn, shaving always makes me so horny...

Let's remind my French audience the false friend definitely ≠ permanently.

#dickpic obviously

Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!

You are amazingly cute tbh

I only post porn because I like it. That like button means a lot to me. End Of Line.

Wruff?

Making dad jokes in alt text is my passion by the way.