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I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer. That’s why I rely on blunt force trauma.
Trans rights are human rights.
He/him.
Trans rights are human rights.
He/him.
Lost gen is a great brewery and they make so many great west coast IPAs.
December 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Lost gen is a great brewery and they make so many great west coast IPAs.
I had a similar reaction. I had to search for another source to make sure it was real.
December 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I had a similar reaction. I had to search for another source to make sure it was real.
Maybe they're thinking of doing what they did with the Department of Defense, where they gave it an unofficial name of "department of war"?
December 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Maybe they're thinking of doing what they did with the Department of Defense, where they gave it an unofficial name of "department of war"?
I tried to speak italian to a woman at a gas station in Sicily and she looked at me like I was having a stroke. Her facial expression was like "I know you're trying to say something, but do you need a doctor?"
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I tried to speak italian to a woman at a gas station in Sicily and she looked at me like I was having a stroke. Her facial expression was like "I know you're trying to say something, but do you need a doctor?"
I can't tell you how many times I was suffering from consumption and my sainted mother would break out the old transmorgrifier, and I’d lose time and think I was a long dead Elizabethan barber and surgeon and try to operate on the cat. Ah, those were the days.
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can't tell you how many times I was suffering from consumption and my sainted mother would break out the old transmorgrifier, and I’d lose time and think I was a long dead Elizabethan barber and surgeon and try to operate on the cat. Ah, those were the days.
Oh, so THAT‘S where all the cocaine went…,
December 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Oh, so THAT‘S where all the cocaine went…,
REM’s Superman was a surprise for me.
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
REM’s Superman was a surprise for me.
I have a new entry for consideration in the best covers (although I suspect you may have seen this already). I submit to you ... Weird Al covering Killing in the name.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=COZc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=COZc...
Killing In The Name - Portugal. The Man ft Weird Al and Jorma Taccone
YouTube video by maxmax655
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I have a new entry for consideration in the best covers (although I suspect you may have seen this already). I submit to you ... Weird Al covering Killing in the name.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=COZc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=COZc...
I can't even imagine what it would feel like to have Prince cover your song... Thanks!
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I can't even imagine what it would feel like to have Prince cover your song... Thanks!
I can't believe I've lived this long without learning this earlier.
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I can't believe I've lived this long without learning this earlier.
You aren’t already?
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
You aren’t already?
So you didn’t topple several South American governments?
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
So you didn’t topple several South American governments?
We wouldn’t expect anything less.
October 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
We wouldn’t expect anything less.
“I’m 5’1” AND A HALF!”
October 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“I’m 5’1” AND A HALF!”
If an old, cranky bastard like myself was interested in getting a good idea of their sound, where would such a bastard start? (I've heard punk rock loser and sports so far).
October 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If an old, cranky bastard like myself was interested in getting a good idea of their sound, where would such a bastard start? (I've heard punk rock loser and sports so far).
*looks around the U.S.* Same, Rose. Same.
October 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
*looks around the U.S.* Same, Rose. Same.
I'm pretty sure trump hasn't seen his own dick in decades, well, except in mirrors.
September 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I'm pretty sure trump hasn't seen his own dick in decades, well, except in mirrors.
The lack of self awareness encapsulated in this photo is mind blowing. I mean, did they really think this made him look good?
September 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The lack of self awareness encapsulated in this photo is mind blowing. I mean, did they really think this made him look good?
I was always confused that they called it football but they used their hands to carry the ball.
September 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I was always confused that they called it football but they used their hands to carry the ball.