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Jess Penguin
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Boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies 😍
July 6, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.
June 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
May 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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MARYLAND:

The next Liberty Loo donation will be for this event, I'm told a permit is pending for Patterson Park (but potentially Carroll). Put it on your calendar! $40 raised so far for this project. To donate to Liberty Loos, visit: www.gofundme.com/f/stand-up-f....
May 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Every time I have sit to through a meeting that could just be an email that's already been sent out, 20 days are shaved off of my lifespan.
April 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I do not want to hear the orange asshole coming after Baltimore City students for math scores when his own reading comprehension levels aren't above a second grade level. He is proof that "school of choice" doesn't necessarily work better than public education.
March 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Privatizing Social Security would completely undermine the purpose of the program to have some sense of financial equity and would instead just widen the wealth gap. Why is that even a proposal people are talking about
March 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Right wing complaining about waste, fraud, and abuse in the Medicaid program seems hypocritical in light of how the wealthy are currently abusing their power to make fraudulent claims to more wealth at the expense of the American people.

Complaining that "able-bodied, no child having...
March 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Al Green after he was THROWN out:

🔥 "It is the best way to get on the course to a person who uses his incivility, who uses his incivility against our civility."
March 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Damn. The number of times Vance and Johnson kept sitting and standing to applaud every stupid ass thing the Orange said just shows how good their stamina is when riding the Orange's shriveled dick.
March 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The "All Lives Matter" bunch is once again showing how grimey they are with their silence in the midst of this attack on trans lives.

I mean, I know we already knew they didn't believe in the motto, but damn.
February 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
You ever have some dickhole driving behind you beeping at EVERY stoplight THE SECOND it turns green, not giving you a second to take your foot off the brake pedal. And you almost go road rage bc that shit is SO RUDE.

And then you realize that dickhole driving behind you is your girlfriend?
February 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I'm so confused about the conservative desire to erase "gender ideology" while also upholding traditional gender roles/norms.

The level of injury happening at these gymnastics competitions inside of their minds has to be astronomical.
January 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The hypocrisy of people wanting to deport innocent immigrants for fear of potential criminal threat when those same people voted an actual convicted felon into the presidential office is absolutely wild. Even wilder that many of these folks will still insist they aren't racist. 🫨
January 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Pronunciation with @maydayhallows.bsky.social :

Her: The "Pot-uh-mak" River
Me: 🧐...the Potomac (puh-toe-mek)?
Her: 😅
January 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM