Purpington McPurps
purpazoid.bsky.social
Purpington McPurps
@purpazoid.bsky.social
Irishman, Australian, Bon Vivant, Rugby Tragic, Union man (in the Labor sense). I'm an artist, a poet, a lover of a good yarn. Destroying the machine from within.
Top 8 system for finals like in Australia (AFL), maybe give NFC and AFC 'minor premiers' the top 2 spots and the week off in week 1 (and the double chance). The next 6 spots are on the ladder of regular season results and for and against scores.
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 AM
7th pregnancy by 21!!!!! Bleedin' 'eck.
February 11, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Tits on a bull.
January 28, 2026 at 10:56 AM
My favourite version of this meme is when Brian O'Driscoll was dropped for the test in Brisbane on the Lions tour back in 2013 (international Rugby Union thing, yeah I know, It's niche). Gold. Have not seen it used in ages. love your work (such a good movie!!!)
January 28, 2026 at 10:05 AM
That swamp still seems kind of mushy.
January 28, 2026 at 6:11 AM
You can't buy that type of endorsement!!! Thank you 47!!!
January 24, 2026 at 3:32 PM
It's how they play UNO in Germany. Their packs come with the two spears. If you can hit someone with two play fours then a spear, then they are..well.. they are actually very badly hurt. UNO is not popular in Germany for this reason.
January 21, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Great book.
January 16, 2026 at 1:43 PM
She is playing him exactly as he should be played with the needs of her people as her priority. If this gets her air-time with 47 then yes, it's genius. It's a medal, she's still the winner for this year. She's just given it to sulky.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 PM
They're bombing us with....(checks notes)...broken helicopters??!!
January 16, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Depends on your definition of sit-up and push-up. I've seen Hegseths "chin-ups". SO I'm sceptical.
January 16, 2026 at 11:11 AM
The cool kid who won gives her prize to the kid who came last and is bawling his eye out because he did not get a trophy.
January 16, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Champagne tastes, tap-water income.
January 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Herald sun reader. Otherwise a decent human being but has drunk that cool-aid.
January 7, 2026 at 10:25 AM