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Ruben
@purplechubee.bsky.social
Alien from space | 22 | He/Him | Variety Artist 🔞

MINORS DNI

💕 My fat husband: https://bsky.app/profile/eldritchfartist.bsky.social

Discord: rubenbee
Twitter: https://x.com/purplechubee?s=21
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/rubensling/
I did major in it after all
February 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I also adore when a character get so flatulent, so intensely bassy- that it puts pressure on their Gspot,,

Bitting lips, heart eyes, brows lowering, pants tenting…

It’s just the utter best
February 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
GOD…

Ok but apologies after farts tickle my brain so good,,

Like especially if they are MONSTER fog bombs farts,,
February 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Your SO right.

He should also eat a bunch before taking a seat… so that birdy belly groans and sloshes inbetween each bassy plushie
February 1, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Insanely good take,, I hope his cheeks are fat enough to wobble when he farts
February 1, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Yesir!!!!!!!!!
February 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Can I be the board and literally every other fart fag on the planet pumps swampy fog into me :3?? Is that in the rules
February 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
You’re playing fart chess while we’re all playing fart checkers
February 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Working on a tanuki form right now actually,, I might have to steal this heheh
February 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Wha omg thank you!!! 💕🥺
February 1, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Aw thank you so so so much!! That means a lot to me!
February 1, 2026 at 8:27 PM
We’re lowkey rping in my comments lol.

Give me your stinking discord nerd so I can tease you privately.

Unless you want to let all my fans see you smothered under my ass >:3c
February 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
*shifts my weight slowly from one claw to the other,, butt swaying from side to side with the presence akin to that of a ship anchor swaying..*

Wait so this close or should I waddle a few steps back?
February 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Dm me NOW GRRR

(Work is slow af lol
February 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
😵‍💫🥴💜💕 uh,, hello,,

Dream fulfillment called,,
February 1, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I mean their friend might but I certainly wouldn’t,,

Guh.. now I’m thinking about stuffy, bat brap hotboxing at work.

Guys help
February 1, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I like the challenge heheh,,

Plus I think the toot was so strong that a little bit went directly into my brain so I’m kinda hooked on him,,
February 1, 2026 at 7:31 PM
No fr tho!!! I was floored when they sent it to me.

I was studying their work for a week straight after this piece hehehe
February 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Oh yeah!!! I think it was the bat with suction cups right?? They were cute!

One of my favorite shorts is with batrick in the passenger’s seat of their friends car..

Long story short he opens the sunroof and eats a ton of bugs..

So much potential in that short,, Guwah 😳, tubby full bat belly..
February 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Yeah when I graduated from fart university it was like an oath I had to take.

Like doctors do-

But for niche fetish artists
February 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
RIGHT?? gosh he really stretched my gut to its limits and he barley raised his lil tail-

I’ll tell you one thing though, I might not have ate anything but that was the greatest full feeling I’ve had in a while,,,
February 1, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Glad there’s more people with exquisite taste out there!~ heheheh

If they cute and dorky they gotta fart I’m sorry it’s the rules
February 1, 2026 at 7:21 PM
If that’s the case then I’d love to see how my one ton dragon bum 🎶 hanging heavy in front of your snout would make you do
February 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM