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Adam Conley
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Just a guy doing stuff. Watching soccer, mostly.
It's also not ICE - those are Minneapolis police officers.
January 27, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Hear me out: work with the chicago-land teams so we play all of them in, like, a one week stretch. Then we (the fans) can put in for PTO and get a block of rooms for the week. Make it a second-home pitch type situation.
January 27, 2026 at 7:48 PM
There is that one "your pizza is just lasagna" chant the Revontulet does as well...
January 27, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Yeah... Salted over plates are OUR thing, dammit. Don't appropriate our ✨culture✨
January 27, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Yeah, that's good. But replacing him with Homan.... I mean.... Not ideal. At all.
January 26, 2026 at 9:31 PM
And Rice and Olmsted counties. Rochester has taken quite a hit, actually.
January 26, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Let it cook. The judge might be looking to make something a little more airtight with insa-appeals that will hit seconds after this hearing is over.

Fingers crossed for State's counsel.
January 26, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Yep. I'll DM you and I can help you out a bit.
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I'm just pleased I made the cut on FB so I could see your "join me on Bsky" post. ♥️
January 26, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Minnesota DNR officers.
January 26, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Because they're state Conservation Officers.
January 26, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Ehhh, yes, but much like the Federal "Park Police" that patrol the National Mall with big guns and such, DNR patrol Fort Snelling Park, and other parks near pipelines and areas where poaching is known take place, also assisting on Tribal Lands. As such, they're actually trained up pretty hard core.
January 26, 2026 at 2:10 AM
@smith.senate.gov you *MUST* work with your colleagues to ensure the ICE funding bill does not pass. Please, we beg you.
January 24, 2026 at 11:34 PM
And apparently bit off, and swallowed, ET's...
January 24, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Not in downtown.
January 23, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Put the cam next to the tree in your front yard... See which one explodes first! 🙄
January 22, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Tbh, as a ring around the white collar worker, I'm salary, so I'm getting paid regardless - so I am donating my wages earned for the day to a support org. It's not much of an impact, I know, but it's what I can chip in for the time being.
January 20, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Is that why you're a Red Loon instead of an OpuLoon?
January 20, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Ahem
...

*SLIGHTLY?!?*
January 20, 2026 at 5:27 PM