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@purplekristian.bsky.social

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she/her • reality tv enjoyer: #survivor49 | #survivor50 | #survivorAU #bbsky | #bb27 #rhap • letterboxd: boxd.it/2nwZZ

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 14d

non rtv peeps it is time to mute #survivor49 🫶

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 12h

i don't believe he was ever going to not play it just like i don't believe he was ever considering playing it on annie lol #survivor49

kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 12h

him immediately saying "jake" again lol #survivor49

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bee 💛 -vorgan withdrawal- @bohemian-raspberry.bsky.social · 12h

omg sophi diaz-twine vlachos #survivor49

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 12h

reminding myself how darksided the first few bhanu episodes were but that i think i enjoyed most of the rest of 46? 🥴 i think, idk they blend together a bit #survivor49

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Kristina @stinaknits.bsky.social · 12h

He could fix new era Survivor. #Survivor49 #Survivor

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 12h

the pre jury phase used to be my favorite with all different types of people meeting and interacting and butting heads! i don't think it's even possible with this format and casting, it just makes for bad tv i'm sorry!!! #survivor49

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 12h

the show has to consider it a failure that this keeps happening and should have made adjustments already but it still feels like they think it's great

kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 12h

"it might be fun to watch" it literally is not and we complain every season about it at this point #survivor49

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 12h

especially with how these 3 tribe seasons go! they have no content for more than two thirds of the cast and might not for a while still lol

kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 13h

it is 8:40...idk i just don't think that necessitated that much time sorry, bring back 60 minute episodes #survivor49

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 13h

i didn't know they all just had access to stuff like that lmao

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 13h

his wife had to be like are you fucking kidding me 😭 #survivor49

kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 13h

this feels like when a show tricks you into watching the pilot for a spinoff #survivor49

kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 13h

i'm high and scared #survivor49 what show am i watching

kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 13h

if there wasn't even venom in the bite i'm sorry but.........idk i'll wait to say anything too annoying i guess but at this point they better send him home 🥴 #survivor49

kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 13h

i'm high and scared #survivor49 what show am i watching

kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 13h

this is a medical procedural now #survivor49

kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 13h

like did he ask to personally flip through it himself, did they pass it around lol

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cool squirtle 🕶️ @thecoolestsquirtle.yaps.fyi · 13h

idk why the binder took me out 😭 #Survivor49

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 13h

missed why alex had a binder full of snakes lol #survivor49

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 13h

is he a villain for hiding shoes or a hero for abandoning his pregnant wife to play a game #survivor49

kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 13h

in the new era i think perhaps: teeny, end of list.

kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 13h

trying to think of the last time i found a survivor contestant relatable in any way #survivor49

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 16h

remember on succession when there was a gunshot and they were like omg antifa is finally coming for us and it was actually a guy who shot himself at his desk bc working there sucked so bad

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kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 17h

i haven't seen subway surfing stuff but a kid at the high school by me just died doing some kind of car surfing tiktok challenge :(

kristian @purplekristian.bsky.social · 17h

my dad uses "disturbed" to mean like "kind of upset" too maybe it's changed meaning over time lol