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reality tv enjoyer:
#survivor49 | #survivorAU
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non rtv peeps it is time to mute #survivor49 🫶
happy thanksgivinggg shout out anyone who has a tough time during the holidays and a reminder if your family is a shitshow or triggering af, leave whenever you need to! 💕
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
they should try voting out a white person #survivor49
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Low-key feel like she’s playing the best game this season #Survivor
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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this ep is so weird with the music. they're def trying to submit this to the emmys or something lmfao #survivor49
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
is production prompting freestyle rap battles every season #survivor49
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
jeff shut up i am so serious #survivor49
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
taran trying to not be negative then saying "let's be real there's nothing to talk about other than to complain." feeling validated in my hateration #survivor49
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
i really hate these fuckass liquid glass buttons so much and i absolutely need them to make it optional PLEASE
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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We’re calling him RizCod from now on in solidarity with her 🫡
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
giving this woman minimal screen time on a season where everyone else gives children's tv show host/camp counselor energy...criminal #survivor49
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Taran having a full wall display of his book at Barnes & Noble is so cool!
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
watched the anime dororo on a whim and what was that so good for 😦???
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Woke up feeling like a Dexter flashback wig
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i'm not reposting that elon clip but a selling point for grok being you can put your phone in random peoples faces at a party take their photo and have their phone spit out horrendous insults at them. really starting to see why he has so many friends! 👌 king of social interactions
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Felt cute and Paige told me I should also post this.
#gay
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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“Here is your button!” cried Frog.
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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If you could set aside 4 hours and 18 minutes today for my new video, that would be much appreciated.
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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american oligarchs uniformly abandoned a lifetime of democratic support because it was easier for them to believe that “based meme” accounts run by czechoslovakian teens were proof of a mass populist movement in service to elon musk than face the hard truth that most people hate their fucking guts
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
i wanted a miniseries to binge and heard the beast in me was fun, i watched one episode and even if i was actually into it i'd stop because i literally cannot deal with claire danes' heavy breathing/sighing?? i like her! but like wow, why?? anyway im starting normal people bc i wanna cry 👌
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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so it’s giving he’s going into sequester #idk
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Elon Musk is very explicitly altering the X algorithm to show people content that aligns with his far-right worldview.

If you're still posting there and think you can win hearts and minds or something, this is what you're up against. You're never going to win a rigged game.
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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the children yearn for the mines!!!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
it's really helpful that they use simple concepts like space travel as metaphors so we can make some sense of this complicated game #survivor49
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i'm SO sorry that i am turning this into a jeff hate account but "well let's break this down!!" we just saw it!! it's a very simple situation!! we don't need an instant recap of two sentences! #survivor49
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
btw my theory for why yellow sophie is being purpled (yellowed...?) is just that other sophie wins. i'm always wrong it makes sense in my head tho #survivor49
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM