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purplemittens.bsky.social
@purplemittens.bsky.social
The saddening part of America today is that if this was World War ll he would have us fighting next to the Germans.
June 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Daddy Vibes.
May 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Life finds a way.
May 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Guy hit me up on Sniffies. He says “anymore pics? You masc?” My thoughts are “is it cool that he knows what he wants or is he a shitty person who is going to judge my body and mannerisms”. He didn’t get a response at all.
April 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I was this years old when I learned about Gaeilge, and I’ve never been so turned on.
March 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Just before a hail storm
March 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I love that people are acting shocked that Gwen Stefani supports Tucker Carlson…did y’all really think that someone married to Blake Shelton was not going to be a republican? Like how is this a surprise?
March 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Pretty much describes what some of us are feeling.
March 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
That cute little tongue!
February 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
‘Murica this is what they teach the kids.
February 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Tomorrow I’m getting new tires for my Car…but, probably should just spend that money on a Gun to protect myself in America.
January 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
When you’ve slept in way too long. #getoutofbedihavetopee
January 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ugh, tomorrow is my last day of staycation. That impending doom of returning to work is starting to sink in.
January 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
In case you’re looking for me.
January 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Dallas teasing us with some sun. I can hear the snow melting.
January 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I am spending my first day of “Dallas Snowmageddon”
in a onesie with little contact from the outside world. #snow #dallas #shuteverythingdown
January 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Feeling my old man oats.
January 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I know no one is really using this outside of porn, but I’m making an effort to make this my main social media. I deleted my twitter account, my family Facebook account and will be deleting my regular facebook account tomorrow. Instagram is next to go.
January 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The hair is cut. The beard is trimmed. My old eyes are tired.
January 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
That lighting though.
December 11, 2024 at 10:06 PM
The roommate had a fire going last night.
November 30, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Slow ass bank drive through selfie. Is that a thread?
November 22, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Just ten more minutes
November 22, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Old pic
November 21, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Trapped in a sun spot
November 20, 2024 at 6:11 PM