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Harpsichord

@purplepatrol.bsky.social

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24 / 18+ / Afficionado of exceedingly chunky figures. Banner by @snacksafterdark, and profile pic by @2BLabs! https://purplepatrol.straw.page/

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Harpsichord @purplepatrol.bsky.social · Jun 23

So unfortunately, apparently right as I got neospring set up, the site is shutting down to be read-only :\
In the meantime though, I've set up a basic lil strawpage site, which I believe has similar functions!
purplepatrol.straw.page

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DulceMolche @dulcemolche.bsky.social · 1d

Was trying to do a little doodle featuring @sheepyfields.bsky.social's Cybelle and I think I cooked too much to keep this away from the masses...

...the masses being her thighs AYO!

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Lifeline Lemons @lifelinelemons.bsky.social · 6h

confection for @cassbie.bsky.social: a blueberry yuzu rolling down the street, trying her best to not start doing a different kind of rolling

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MahoganyWyvern @mahoganywyvern.bsky.social · 5d

Trade with @mackbeard.bsky.social :D

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Lexodynaro 🔞 @lexodynaro.bsky.social · 13h

comm for @foxgonzl19.bsky.social,
A sequel drawing with Vanessa the lucario, fully satisfied after an evening of burger binging in her favorite place 🍔

Color sketch drawing commission for @foxgonzl19, featuring their pokemon oc Vanessa the lucario (female).
This gal is very fat, a lot more since the previous drawing. A bigger, round belly is the focus here, with a hand fondling it to give it a rest, and a puff of air exhaled to show the pleased break from eating burgers. Her seat is on the verge of breaking, very bent and shaking under the weight of her big, huge butt and all else.

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Lexodynaro 🔞 @lexodynaro.bsky.social · 13h

And since the previous drawing is on my Twt, here is a repost for the context.

Old color sketch commission, also for @foxgonzl19 and featuring their pokemon oc Vanessa the lucario (female).
Just the woman eating a huge burger, sitting on an individual bench, with a very fat ass on display since is a back view of her. Now, it also is a before moment from the drawing that this pic is commented on.

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Scorchclaw @flamequeendawn.bsky.social · 9h

...Her greatness also has some... interestingly blue allergies.

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Harpsichord @purplepatrol.bsky.social · 9h

THESE ARE SO SHAPED...

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Crunky time @juxtaposedcrunk.bsky.social · 1d

Sakura ✌️

#Crunkyart

Digital art of Sakura from Street Fighter. she is depicted with a disproportionately massive lower half

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Crunky time @juxtaposedcrunk.bsky.social · 11h

#Crunkyart
bsky.app/profile/juxt...

Digital sketch of Sakura and Karin from Street Fighter, Sakura is depicted with a massive mono ass while Karin is thirsty af

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MysteryDad🔞 @mysterydad.bsky.social · 1d

Paya - BotW/TotK
I don't know how but I bet that dumbass sheikah tech is responsible for this

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Java! @portlypigeon.bsky.social · 10h

Some castles really need to reevaluate their infrastructure! How else are the curvy dragons going to conquer them?

Commission for @skellyb.bsky.social !

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SeymourCox @realseymourcox.bsky.social · 10h

Oh yeah here's a sketch from last night, of that good ol snivy mother Portia and her big fat monobutt

Older snivy woman Portia remarks fo herself about her larger, wobbly, plump, monorump figure.

She says to herself "My goodness, gotten a bit plumper, haven't I? Well, the weather IS getting colder, anyway!"

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Fila @veryfilthything.bsky.social · 10h

Its bubble magic

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Caste @castesystem.bsky.social · 10h

instream for frostoravis, big dragon fella ice fishing

see all my work early over at https://www.patreon.com/itscaste!
#CasteArt #Furry #Fatfur

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brizzychu @brizzychu.bsky.social · 10h

a couple of ghostly pokemon ladies!
#Pokemon #Mismagius #Froslass
#brizzydoodles

An anthropomorphized Mismagius, with its usual flowing lower body stylized as a snug purple-and-lavender dress. She is looking slyly at the camera, floating with her arms trailing behind her, and she is wearing a pair of yellow knee-high boots.

An anthropomorphized Froslass, whose ghostly lower half has been similarly recontextualized as a dress. The bow around her waist is larger to match her wider frame, and she is wearing blue boots decorated with white snowflakes.

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Aqua 🧊⁺˚⋆｡°✩ @sukimarmallowcake.bsky.social · 10h

I’m going to drawww a snake lady!! That is named veez ^^, But what should I draw her wearing…..🤔

Can’t be a sweater though for no particular reason why

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KeroNSFW @keronsfw.bsky.social · Jun 29

Have a Gourd

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Harpsichord @purplepatrol.bsky.social · 11d

Hopefully those old dungeon halls can fit a figure as wide as Harper's...

Watching a friend streaming Darkest Dungeon n they put the idea of Vestal Harps in my head, happy how it turned out!

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Harpsichord @purplepatrol.bsky.social · 10d

Still been thinking about the Vestal pic from yesterday, and decided to draw more of her!

Presenting the definitely-real new skill to give Vestal some close-quarters potential: Heaven's Hipcheck. Send enemies straight to the pearly gates

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Harpsichord @purplepatrol.bsky.social · 7d

Happy October everyone! Felt like the perfect occaision to share some stuff from last year, with Harper in her hex maniac/witch getup! I'm still really fond of how the dress turned out, hopefully I'll find time to draw more of it!

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Harpsichord @purplepatrol.bsky.social · 7d

October is my favorite month for a number of reasons, but one of the biggest is all the lovely autumn colors and flora!
Of course, that includes big, round pumpkins like Harper here!

Many thanks to @2blabs.bsky.social for this super cute art to fit the season!