Purple Vanilla World
@purplevanillaworld.bsky.social
I have no fucking clue what I'm doing.
And I have no chill.
www.purplevanillaworld.com
And I have no chill.
www.purplevanillaworld.com
gamers! i need your help! been stuck in a Cozy Grove loop for months
FAVORITE OPEN-WORLD GAME: GO!
i want to start a big open-world game, but i’m nervous about commitment (once i start, i can’t stoppppp and it becomes my entire personality lol). been craving BoTW, BG3, Destiny...
FAVORITE OPEN-WORLD GAME: GO!
i want to start a big open-world game, but i’m nervous about commitment (once i start, i can’t stoppppp and it becomes my entire personality lol). been craving BoTW, BG3, Destiny...
December 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
gamers! i need your help! been stuck in a Cozy Grove loop for months
FAVORITE OPEN-WORLD GAME: GO!
i want to start a big open-world game, but i’m nervous about commitment (once i start, i can’t stoppppp and it becomes my entire personality lol). been craving BoTW, BG3, Destiny...
FAVORITE OPEN-WORLD GAME: GO!
i want to start a big open-world game, but i’m nervous about commitment (once i start, i can’t stoppppp and it becomes my entire personality lol). been craving BoTW, BG3, Destiny...
fuck the haters because if you don’t like me, you will absolutely live rent-free in my brain for eternity
December 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
fuck the haters because if you don’t like me, you will absolutely live rent-free in my brain for eternity
Discovered Binding of Isaac... Late to the game, I know
Holy faaaaaaahkkk tho dude it's so fun
Holy faaaaaaahkkk tho dude it's so fun
December 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Discovered Binding of Isaac... Late to the game, I know
Holy faaaaaaahkkk tho dude it's so fun
Holy faaaaaaahkkk tho dude it's so fun
Purity culture on BOTH sides of the spectrum gives me the ick
We're fucking mammals. Like literally hairless apes with anxiety disorders. Calm the fuck down lol
We're fucking mammals. Like literally hairless apes with anxiety disorders. Calm the fuck down lol
December 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Purity culture on BOTH sides of the spectrum gives me the ick
We're fucking mammals. Like literally hairless apes with anxiety disorders. Calm the fuck down lol
We're fucking mammals. Like literally hairless apes with anxiety disorders. Calm the fuck down lol
I’ve started doing this thing where I smile and wave at someone in the hallway, then immediately roll my eyes at myself the second I’m out of sight lmao
ngl it's healed something in me
I get to be nice and also honor the part of myself that hated every second of that interaction
ngl it's healed something in me
I get to be nice and also honor the part of myself that hated every second of that interaction
December 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’ve started doing this thing where I smile and wave at someone in the hallway, then immediately roll my eyes at myself the second I’m out of sight lmao
ngl it's healed something in me
I get to be nice and also honor the part of myself that hated every second of that interaction
ngl it's healed something in me
I get to be nice and also honor the part of myself that hated every second of that interaction
Note to self: don't invite over my Italian family for a dinner party with the instructions "just bring your favorite dish"
We just ended up with 4 different pasta dishes and literally nothing else hahahah
We just ended up with 4 different pasta dishes and literally nothing else hahahah
December 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Note to self: don't invite over my Italian family for a dinner party with the instructions "just bring your favorite dish"
We just ended up with 4 different pasta dishes and literally nothing else hahahah
We just ended up with 4 different pasta dishes and literally nothing else hahahah
After 4 months of being mostly housebound, I understand Britney's fashion show videos now
December 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
After 4 months of being mostly housebound, I understand Britney's fashion show videos now
Serious question: Does your dog ever randomly sound like a barn animal orrrrr... just mine?
December 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Serious question: Does your dog ever randomly sound like a barn animal orrrrr... just mine?
fixated on lifesaver wint o greens, already sparked through a whole bag... gimme dat triboluminescence baybeee
December 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
fixated on lifesaver wint o greens, already sparked through a whole bag... gimme dat triboluminescence baybeee
Had a dream that I was directing a film starring Willem Dafoe, Molly Parker, and Joe Keery. Plot kinda slapped, ngl. Was bummed when I woke up and didn't get to see how it ended
December 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Had a dream that I was directing a film starring Willem Dafoe, Molly Parker, and Joe Keery. Plot kinda slapped, ngl. Was bummed when I woke up and didn't get to see how it ended
fun fact: I painted my profile pic
I am her and she is me
She isn't faceless
She isn't empty and she isn't lost
She is free, free from the burden of decoding and being decoded
It's not that she can't look, it's that she looks too much
She is whole because she is free of faces
I am her and she is me
She isn't faceless
She isn't empty and she isn't lost
She is free, free from the burden of decoding and being decoded
It's not that she can't look, it's that she looks too much
She is whole because she is free of faces
December 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
fun fact: I painted my profile pic
I am her and she is me
She isn't faceless
She isn't empty and she isn't lost
She is free, free from the burden of decoding and being decoded
It's not that she can't look, it's that she looks too much
She is whole because she is free of faces
I am her and she is me
She isn't faceless
She isn't empty and she isn't lost
She is free, free from the burden of decoding and being decoded
It's not that she can't look, it's that she looks too much
She is whole because she is free of faces
Another hike?! And worse: a spontaneous one?! One I hadn’t mentally prepared for?! I didn’t have snacks!
I panicked like Kendall Roy in the Succession finale.
"But we don’t have any snacks! We don’t have salami!!"
Total, “but I’m the eldest boy!” energy.
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I panicked like Kendall Roy in the Succession finale.
"But we don’t have any snacks! We don’t have salami!!"
Total, “but I’m the eldest boy!” energy.
purplevanillaworld.com/2025/10/01/w...
Will Hike For Salami
I used to think my deep devotion to salami and parmesan bowls was just a quirky personality flaw. Turns out, it was survival instinct. This piece unpacks the time I had a full meltdown over snacks …
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October 2, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Another hike?! And worse: a spontaneous one?! One I hadn’t mentally prepared for?! I didn’t have snacks!
I panicked like Kendall Roy in the Succession finale.
"But we don’t have any snacks! We don’t have salami!!"
Total, “but I’m the eldest boy!” energy.
purplevanillaworld.com/2025/10/01/w...
I panicked like Kendall Roy in the Succession finale.
"But we don’t have any snacks! We don’t have salami!!"
Total, “but I’m the eldest boy!” energy.
purplevanillaworld.com/2025/10/01/w...
everyone: “autistic people don’t like eye contact”
me: stares so hard i forget the meeting exists
me: stares so hard i forget the meeting exists
September 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
everyone: “autistic people don’t like eye contact”
me: stares so hard i forget the meeting exists
me: stares so hard i forget the meeting exists
You try to speak.
Only salt comes out.
The house shakes its head.
Thin staircases multiply.
Every doorway is a mouth.
...
Privacy is a rumor.
The throat chokes and sprouts lies.
You are a garden no one asked permission to plant.
You are compostable.
You are also carnivorous.
Only salt comes out.
The house shakes its head.
Thin staircases multiply.
Every doorway is a mouth.
...
Privacy is a rumor.
The throat chokes and sprouts lies.
You are a garden no one asked permission to plant.
You are compostable.
You are also carnivorous.
September 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
You try to speak.
Only salt comes out.
The house shakes its head.
Thin staircases multiply.
Every doorway is a mouth.
...
Privacy is a rumor.
The throat chokes and sprouts lies.
You are a garden no one asked permission to plant.
You are compostable.
You are also carnivorous.
Only salt comes out.
The house shakes its head.
Thin staircases multiply.
Every doorway is a mouth.
...
Privacy is a rumor.
The throat chokes and sprouts lies.
You are a garden no one asked permission to plant.
You are compostable.
You are also carnivorous.
Chronic illness sucks, but so dope when she flares up just in time for a meeting I didn't want to go to. Like pop off, sis. Weaponize dat nervous system
September 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Chronic illness sucks, but so dope when she flares up just in time for a meeting I didn't want to go to. Like pop off, sis. Weaponize dat nervous system
Cookie Clicker always on because the music slaps
September 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Cookie Clicker always on because the music slaps
"I saw Cady Heron wearing FL-41s and ice packs, so I bought FL-41s and ice packs."
A lil millennial diatribe about having an invisible illness and being asked "but like, have you tried yoga?"
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A lil millennial diatribe about having an invisible illness and being asked "but like, have you tried yoga?"
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Mask The Pain Away
This is a soft rage about living in a body with chronic illness, invisible disability, and the absurd shit people say when kale and yoga don’t cure you. Inside: gaslighting (self-inflicted and othe…
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August 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
"I saw Cady Heron wearing FL-41s and ice packs, so I bought FL-41s and ice packs."
A lil millennial diatribe about having an invisible illness and being asked "but like, have you tried yoga?"
purplevanillaworld.com/2025/08/17/m...
A lil millennial diatribe about having an invisible illness and being asked "but like, have you tried yoga?"
purplevanillaworld.com/2025/08/17/m...
I open Cookie Clicker at LEAST 20 times a day, yet it's never an option on my suggested apps?!? Wtf Android
August 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I open Cookie Clicker at LEAST 20 times a day, yet it's never an option on my suggested apps?!? Wtf Android
Would be cool if even one terrible person faced consequences. But hey, dreamers gonna dream.
August 12, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Would be cool if even one terrible person faced consequences. But hey, dreamers gonna dream.
Reposted by Purple Vanilla World
18,500 children have been killed by the Israeli military in Gaza.
Despite these war crimes, the US has provided more than $22 BILLION for the war.
Our taxpayer dollars are being used to starve children, bomb schools & gun down hungry people as they wait for aid.
Despite these war crimes, the US has provided more than $22 BILLION for the war.
Our taxpayer dollars are being used to starve children, bomb schools & gun down hungry people as they wait for aid.
August 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
18,500 children have been killed by the Israeli military in Gaza.
Despite these war crimes, the US has provided more than $22 BILLION for the war.
Our taxpayer dollars are being used to starve children, bomb schools & gun down hungry people as they wait for aid.
Despite these war crimes, the US has provided more than $22 BILLION for the war.
Our taxpayer dollars are being used to starve children, bomb schools & gun down hungry people as they wait for aid.
My Purpose is to be a truth teller & break cycles.
I outgrew the pot I was planted in. It shattered & I was thrust into unknown soil. It took years for the shock to wear off, but my roots are growing again and the soil is richer here.
I'm not "fixed," but will keep advocating & growing for us ✨
I outgrew the pot I was planted in. It shattered & I was thrust into unknown soil. It took years for the shock to wear off, but my roots are growing again and the soil is richer here.
I'm not "fixed," but will keep advocating & growing for us ✨
August 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My Purpose is to be a truth teller & break cycles.
I outgrew the pot I was planted in. It shattered & I was thrust into unknown soil. It took years for the shock to wear off, but my roots are growing again and the soil is richer here.
I'm not "fixed," but will keep advocating & growing for us ✨
I outgrew the pot I was planted in. It shattered & I was thrust into unknown soil. It took years for the shock to wear off, but my roots are growing again and the soil is richer here.
I'm not "fixed," but will keep advocating & growing for us ✨
Singing "Mask the Pain Away" in the tune of Peaches iconic '00 bop
July 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Singing "Mask the Pain Away" in the tune of Peaches iconic '00 bop
My healing is just me perfoming insight while avoiding action lol
I intellectualize my trauma, romanticize my dysfunction, and then call it ✨growth✨
That way, I can feel like I’m evolving without having to change anything
At least she's thriving in MartyrLand 🫠
Follow me for more self-care tips
I intellectualize my trauma, romanticize my dysfunction, and then call it ✨growth✨
That way, I can feel like I’m evolving without having to change anything
At least she's thriving in MartyrLand 🫠
Follow me for more self-care tips
July 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My healing is just me perfoming insight while avoiding action lol
I intellectualize my trauma, romanticize my dysfunction, and then call it ✨growth✨
That way, I can feel like I’m evolving without having to change anything
At least she's thriving in MartyrLand 🫠
Follow me for more self-care tips
I intellectualize my trauma, romanticize my dysfunction, and then call it ✨growth✨
That way, I can feel like I’m evolving without having to change anything
At least she's thriving in MartyrLand 🫠
Follow me for more self-care tips
I am
A wise being
Clouded by the human experience
I am
A spiritual being
Having the most unnatural time on this rock
A wise being
Clouded by the human experience
I am
A spiritual being
Having the most unnatural time on this rock
July 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I am
A wise being
Clouded by the human experience
I am
A spiritual being
Having the most unnatural time on this rock
A wise being
Clouded by the human experience
I am
A spiritual being
Having the most unnatural time on this rock
"Can I have you, if I never let you down?"
July 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
"Can I have you, if I never let you down?"