Them: Who is your celebrity crush?

Me: Vanessa..

Them: Hudgens!! Yeah, she is fine.

Me: No. Lavorato. Queen.

For Cali

This place is literally the worst parts of Facebook and Twitter fucking each other in a public park.

In this Ohio Diner, Skyline Chili is on the menu and the faint odor of gas is in the air. But it’s how the Trump administration will handle the H-1B pandemic that has customers groaning about having to wear masks again.

Is it possible this an understatement?

Vet your followers or you might end up with a lot of cocks on your feed. Wow.

I left X, Facebook, Instagram and Threads to get away from their overlords. So when you link to a post from one of those places, I ask you: What do you want BlueSky to actually be? A portal to where we could be going or a portal to what we’re missing?

Yo, do y’all really need to screenshot and post every single person you block? It’s Karen level shit. We can think for ourselves. We know a troll when we encounter one. We know a MAGA supporter when we encounter one. We know a porn bot when we encounter one. Cut it out, Jan.

Woke isn’t a hashtag.

Woke isn’t a profile bio flex…

Woke is a state of mind.

Stay woke. Don’t just say woke.

I'm rated R, my brain contains graphic things
It turn traumatic teens into addicts and fiends
It's like watching a movie through a panoramic screen
Which means I can see the whole planet in the scene