Christina, Puta Gorda
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Christina, Puta Gorda
@putawvcha.bsky.social
I will tell you three things. First, I’m annoying. Second, the owls are not what they seem. Third, it’s 4:20 somewhere.
Diane, it’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock ‘n roll. It’s also a long way to the end of grieving a sweet soul that shouldn’t have been lost. But we won’t see the end if we don’t start.
March 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Diane, I need to smoke some more weed before I wash the dishes.
March 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Do we reckon it’s a good time to put out the porch furniture?
March 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Diane, today seems to be a great spring cleaning day, however the horrors of work persist. Tomorrow will be the day.
March 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It’s 6:48 AM and it seems like a good time to clean my kitchen
March 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
hehehe
March 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Diane, why is it that when you offer friendship to a male, they try to make it something more?

I never dealt with this until I was 23 and finally cute after being the fat kid all my life. Now*, I offer to be an ear for someone and then it comes out: “I’m lonely and I miss having someone” 🙄
March 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Going to treat BlueSky as Diane, the tape recorder from Twin Peaks to document my intrusive thoughts.
March 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Is this the new social media now?
January 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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💔
January 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM