Adam Ford
@puttyhead.bsky.social
Someone once said that i was a writer. Huh. Maybe.
If so, you can buy all of my books from IndieBound and support a local independent bookstore.
https://bookshop.org/contributors/adam-b-ford
If so, you can buy all of my books from IndieBound and support a local independent bookstore.
https://bookshop.org/contributors/adam-b-ford
I believe that the Golgafrinchans had a solution for that.
December 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I believe that the Golgafrinchans had a solution for that.
Pasteurized Processed American Cheese Food Product.
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Pasteurized Processed American Cheese Food Product.
It’s German. The Hard, The.
December 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It’s German. The Hard, The.
Wielded, no doubt, by Thorin Elkenshield.
December 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Wielded, no doubt, by Thorin Elkenshield.
It brings up a whole new bile.
December 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It brings up a whole new bile.
Siting in my cave hoping people find my books. Ugh. Also telling all my snowboard student kids about them and occasionally giving some away to them if they’re super cool reader nerds.
December 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Siting in my cave hoping people find my books. Ugh. Also telling all my snowboard student kids about them and occasionally giving some away to them if they’re super cool reader nerds.
Puffy the Vampire Slayer
Base-Layer Cake
The Longjohns Walk
Base-Layer Cake
The Longjohns Walk
December 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Puffy the Vampire Slayer
Base-Layer Cake
The Longjohns Walk
Base-Layer Cake
The Longjohns Walk
I don’t think there’s a chance in hell that A.I. could even attempt to write my latest book.
December 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I don’t think there’s a chance in hell that A.I. could even attempt to write my latest book.
Great. “Death Wish.”
December 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Great. “Death Wish.”
Geez! I was out walking the dogs this morning (while the power was out) thinking it was windy but THAT thing isn’t even on us yet!
December 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Geez! I was out walking the dogs this morning (while the power was out) thinking it was windy but THAT thing isn’t even on us yet!
Not quite on-topic, but i’ve always loved my friend Eric Deibler’s description of the town he grew up in. “It has all the excitement of tasteless cheese.”
December 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Not quite on-topic, but i’ve always loved my friend Eric Deibler’s description of the town he grew up in. “It has all the excitement of tasteless cheese.”
“Maybe the butler DIDN’T do it.”
December 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
“Maybe the butler DIDN’T do it.”
JESUS, Chris, what’s with the cross?
December 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
JESUS, Chris, what’s with the cross?
Pulling a Homer. (D’oh!)
December 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Pulling a Homer. (D’oh!)
Because everybody is stupid except us.
December 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Because everybody is stupid except us.
Someone needs to make a movie where all of the characters slowly increase the speed of their walking/running as the film plays out.
December 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Someone needs to make a movie where all of the characters slowly increase the speed of their walking/running as the film plays out.
Leech Robert Rhombus Trousers
December 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Leech Robert Rhombus Trousers
Mmmm.... celebrity parsnips....
December 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Mmmm.... celebrity parsnips....